Jennine Matthias

📲 I work here. Yes, here. 💻 SVP, Influencer Marketing. 👶🏻🐶🐶 Mom.📍 Los Angeles-ish

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I’m a m̶i̶l̶k̶ ̶m̶a̶c̶h̶i̶n̶e̶ mom now!

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@shirtsthtgohard @soundlyawake a closet staple

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The fact that you can book a flight and pay for it, but then the airline can just be like “we changed the flight time to 7 hours earlier deal with it”

Excuse me??! That should be illegal.

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this week is getting a very low review from me no stars

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Things my toddler got mad at me for today:
- Not letting him pull trash out of the trash can
- Not letting him stick his hand in the toilet
- Changing his diaper
- Not doing exactly what he wanted me to do at the precise moment he wanted me to do it

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Donate to Everytown to end gun violence https://t.co/SVy0ApdPly

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Fighting the Sunday scaries with lots of drinks. What could go wrong?

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Hi twitter. My kid is cute.

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I know I’m old because the thought of being at Coachella is so incredibly unappealing.

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Can we talk about how most eyelash extensions look like spiders?

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@jml918 Just do it.

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Why is this so addicting

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covid ending things calming down
at work
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not gonna happen

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@jakebley Too real

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Can I pretend twitter hasn’t become super depressing, block everybody, make a comeback and just tweet random thoughts and things I think are funny?

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@soundlyawake Imagine buying anything from there without a coupon, I flat out refuse

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Get vaccinated, idiot.

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Sorry this is too cute

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Things I’ll miss about pregnancy: saying “the baby is hungry” whenever I want to eat