Damn, if I had known my next door neighbors would be this loud and obnoxious 24/7 I could’ve saved $1000 a month and moved in to a frat house for the same noisy experience
Clever social media:
@Disney got all their @disneyplus properties to reply on the same thread to announce the launch of the Disney+ Twitter handle. All one long convo, each handle on brand.
me: so basically disney WORLD has four parks & two water parks, while disneyLAND has two parks and is the original do you see the difference like it’s totally different places and totally different names
guy at the bar: i think i see my friends