jen

[jen @Jennlaman]

If 2020 was a chipotle order @ChipotleTweets

[jen @Jennlaman]

this SENT ME.

[Jeff Barnaby @tripgore]

A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I'm assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - When Did Flattening The Curve Turn Into Finding The Cure

[jen @Jennlaman]

quarantine summed up in a photo

[jen @Jennlaman]

@carolinevarnau Asking for a friend

[jen @Jennlaman]

Is it acceptable to go to the @jonasbrothers concert alone? Asking for a friend

[jen @Jennlaman]

*cries*

[jen @Jennlaman]

My social life when @disneyplus started streaming

[jen @Jennlaman]

@Uber_Support can y’all do something about your drivers charging false “cleaning” fees?

[jen @Jennlaman]

@EvanMoose Bro just @ me next time

[jen @Jennlaman]

Damn, if I had known my next door neighbors would be this loud and obnoxious 24/7 I could’ve saved $1000 a month and moved in to a frat house for the same noisy experience

[jen @Jennlaman]

Follow up: I have a fan AND a white noise machine on. Who even am I

[Matthew Kobach @mkobach]

Clever social media:

@Disney got all their @disneyplus properties to reply on the same thread to announce the launch of the Disney+ Twitter handle. All one long convo, each handle on brand.

[jen @Jennlaman]

Me in college: “woowww I’m so ready to graduate and be an adult”

Me 3 months in to adulting: “can I go back to college now”

[jen @Jennlaman]

me trying to use @ATT customer service

[ms girl @madz_kingz]

me: so basically disney WORLD has four parks & two water parks, while disneyLAND has two parks and is the original do you see the difference like it’s totally different places and totally different names

guy at the bar: i think i see my friends