Jenna Cook

I'm a white girl from Stearns county, of course I can't dance.

[Jenna Cook @JennnaaCook]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, kiss me like your ex is in the room 💋

[Jenna Cook @JennnaaCook]

Someone help me decide on paint colors ASAP. I need to get shit done but I can’t til I decide on colors 😭

[milk @milkinhisbag]

i’ve never had sex but i’m assuming it feels just like the first sip of a crisp baja blast

[Jenna Cook @JennnaaCook]

So sick of adults acting like children. I swear my students are more level headed than a lot of adults I encounter 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[Jenna Cook @JennnaaCook]

If ya don’t got nothin nice to say, don’t say nothin at all 🤫😶🤐

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

when i was a kid, i thought that laminating things was cool. now im an adult and i know that laminating things is extremely fucking cool

[pail @pail_h]

Guys it’s for real this time. My girlfriend said if I can get 5,000 likes I can get a Golden Tee Home Edition. She said “you’re not going to get 5,000 likes” Twitter, do your thing.

[Jenna Cook @JennnaaCook]

Watch me take a good thing and fuck it all up in one night

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

How to be an adult:
Make lists
Complain about being tired
Never complete lists
I am so tired

[Jenna Cook @JennnaaCook]

And another rule: finish your drink when they reach out via text or another social media platform to tell you to go on houseparty

[Jenna Cook @JennnaaCook]

I’m starting a new game called take a shot every time someone invites me to chat on houseparty when I’m not in the mood to talk to anyone. And Shotgun a beer for every repeat offense when they invite over and over again within minutes when I am clearly ignoring them

[Jenna Cook @JennnaaCook]

God damn I crack myself up sometimes, shit 😂😂😂😂

[Ada McVean @AdaMcVean]

Daily reminder that turtles are not “inside” their shells. They *are* their shells.

[Jenna Cook @JennnaaCook]

I am living for these Netflix dating shows 😂😂😂