Renss.

THE GROTTO WAS THAAAA SHIT

100 dollar earnings in fucking giftcards

[billy. @vibesnotactics]

Mason Mount GW3 after coming on as a sub

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes is the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

Voted for by the players.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Inevitable.

The @PFA Players' Player of the Year for 2025/26: Bruno Fernandes! ⭐️🏆

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Carlos Baleba. Manchester United.

IT'S OFFICIAL! ❤️🔒

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Carlos Baleba to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between clubs.

Improved bid sent today after £65m package rejected and player set to join the only club he wanted.

Baleba, new #MUFC player soon. 🇨🇲

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton & Hove Albion. #MUFC offer for 22yo Cameroon midfielder ~£60+5m; below #BHAFC valuation but amicable talks continue as all parties work to reach agreement @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WmP1bD2JuT

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

From possibility to reality.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Meant to be ✍️❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Youri Tielemans to Manchester United, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇧🇪

United activate €41m release clause into Tielemans’ contract at Aston Villa, verbal agreement also with Belgian midfielder.

Andrey Santos done + Tielemans next after Éderson deal called off on Friday. 📈

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ EXCL: Éderson to Manchester United, deal OFF and considered as collapsed as Man Utd informed Atalanta.

Atalanta believe Éderson is 100% fit and will welcome the midfielder back as part of their squad, as Man United changed their plans.

Éderson won’t join #MUFC.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester United reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Andrey Santos. Deal for 22yo #CFC midfielder worth £48m + £2m easily achievable add-ons & 10% sell-on clause. Permission given to undergo #MUFC medical; personal terms in place @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/TY4qfwhHT4

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

“I’ve got zero Cape Verde in my DNA”

Me when Cape Verde score:

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes wins Premier League Player of the Season Award.

8 goals, 20 assists. 🇵🇹

[Tobi @Tobjizzle]

Says it all that, despite the Mount and Sesko goals, the loudest cheers inside Old Trafford were for the keeper collecting 2 crosses😭we've actually been going through it

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇹🇷 EXCLUSIVE: André Onana agrees to join Trabzonspor, here we go!

All contracts are now signed on player side, waiting on counter approval from Trabzonspor and travel next week.

Deal done on loan from Manchester United as revealed on Saturday, no buy option or loan fee.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 BREAKING: Manchester United agree €21m plus add-ons deal with Royal Antwerp for Senne Lammens, here we go!

Agreement in place for Belgian GK to join #MUFC immediately, deal set to be sealed after medical.

Deal also included add-ons, as @David_Ornstein reports.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Erik ten Hag has just been SACKED by Bayer Leverkusen.

Decision made by the club’s hierarchy this morning and manager informed right now.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟢⚪️ BREAKING: Antony to Real
Betis, here we go! €22m plus €3m fee to Manchester United.

Manchester United will have 50% sell-on clause on profit for the future sale.

Antony, in Sevilla in the next 24h for medical as deal is done.

Antonio vuelve a Betis. 🔙