Jensen Thelander

[Jensen Thelander @JensenThelander]

Places to go during a zombie apocalypse/nuclear winter situation:
(A thread to protect you from Jim Kong Uhno’s regime)

[Jensen Thelander @JensenThelander]

“A man never steps in the same river twice” could’ve also been written as, “A parent never holds the same newborn twice.” Because every time you set them down they seem to grow, change, learn, as fast as we can pick them back up.

[Jensen Thelander @JensenThelander]

The inability for females to open a combination lock is the reason that they deserve .70 to every dollar men make.

[Jensen Thelander @JensenThelander]

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from having kids. It’s that the paw patrol budget must be insane!!! They just got monster trucks this episode??? We need to make America like paw patrol!

[Jacob Edward @JacobEdwardInc]

Neither of these men are married or have kids.

Both are simply obsessed with their own personal perfection and optimization.

There is nothing impressive about a single man with no kids sleeping well and being fit.

Show me a man with young children, a full time job, disrupted sleep, who works out regularly, eats healthy, trains Jui Jitsu, with a muscular body…

THIS is impressive. THIS requires extreme discipline.

[Jensen Thelander @JensenThelander]

@magiconchmembr Make it three and she’s yours.

[Jensen Thelander @JensenThelander]

@magiconchmembr not to bug you, but how much for this specimen? Everything’s for sale around here, but I know what I’ve got. I’ll start the bidding at $10,000

[Jensen Thelander @JensenThelander]

@Kapturegear WHEN ARE TGE PRE-ORDERS GOING TO SHIP?!?! We have been waiting for more than a month now. Praying each day that our naked phones won’t fall to their demise before the $300 phone case&digiscoping kit we already bought comes to save it.

[Erin Friday, Esq. @ErinFriday75490]

Parents who believe in the reality of sex are being investigated by CPS all over the country. They are losing their children for not bending the knee to the trans cult. You don’t hear about it much because the courts gag the parents.

My team wrote and I submitted a proposed EO for @realDonaldTrump.

Please retweet if you think parents should be able to raise their children as his or her sex.

Now is the time to destroy the transgender agenda that is infecting our country.

@megynkelly @MattWallace888 @BillboardChris @LauraPowellEsq @HarmeetKDhillon @ConceptualJames @elonmusk @thegaywhostrayd @dom_lucre @LauraLoomer

[Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman]

Sorry, but that's impossible.

That gun is illegal in New York City.

[Jensen Thelander @JensenThelander]

@FLVoiceNews Anybody know how this is going to affect Pittman-Robertson? @olCal406

[Jensen Thelander @JensenThelander]

@SStricklandMMA Please continue on this thread with other issues you have with other “groups of people” hahaha I’m sure you won’t be able to piss anyone off by doing that😂 @SStricklandMMA

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

MTG showed more courage yesterday afternoon than any member of Congress has in a very long time. God bless her for it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Every member of Congress who campaigned on reducing government spending and then immediately voted for the biggest debt increase in history should hang their head in shame!

And they will lose their primary next year if it is the last thing I do on this Earth.

[Jensen Thelander @JensenThelander]

@SenMikeLee American lands must stay in American hands!! This is something everyone agrees on. Do NOT sell American public lands. This is a stunt to pad your pockets and once this resource is gone it’s gone for us, and all future generations of Americans and of the world.

[Jensen Thelander @JensenThelander]

@CliffGry When is thunder East going to restock their damn muzzle devices though??? It took less time to get my tax stamp and suppressor than to get the muzzle device for it.

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Weird Tesla sales mystery in Canada where 4 dealerships reported a miraculous sales increase of thousands of vehicles just in time to drain the last $ from an EV rebate fund.

[Eric Matheny 🎙️ @ericmmatheny]

Property tax means you never truly own your land.

Income tax means you never truly own your life.

Abolish both!

[Eric Weinstein @ericweinstein]

When did we get so bad at National Security that we routinely lie to our own top scientists as if they were incompetent morons, discredit the ones who do their job, and promote the ones who don’t??

Don’t lie to me at this level. Ever again.

I’m just done with these people.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

What about exile? or the death penalty? Mass murder is a crime.