Jeremy

But you can call me dad

[Jeremy @JerTarnasty]

@derpleee that's about the reaction I got too..

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Hey 😘

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Look..lookin'.. looking lookin'.. lookin for some frieeends
All ballpit '16
Diaper dirty never clean

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I only consider these 3 factors when critiquing an art piece:
1. Is it art?
2. Are you sure that's art?
3. Stop fucking with me Carl

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Oh boy I hope Bare Naked Ladies plays at the party tonight!

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At this year's Olympics, every country will walk away with 3 medals each so it's fair. You'll still watch tho because Beyonce is performing

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If you want to sacrifice health to feel better then do it. I'm not gunna sit here and pretend I find obesity or smoking attractive though

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Why is cigarette shaming ok when fat shaming is such a faux pas? I feel like a very similar decision is being made for both.

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Scientists have developed a word to describe people who love salty food BUT also like sweet food. It's called clickbait and your reading it.

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Remember when Donald Trump became the John Scott of America? Love a true underdog story

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Ok what is happening? There are 2 people in this restaurant with eye patches.. Like 2 seperate people. If you added them you'd have 2 eyes

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What do you mean "connotation"?

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Happy V-day everyone! Make sure to spread around all your V-cards. Accept lots of V-cards and if u have a V-card to give than give it silly

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Changed my relationship status with Jesus to "it's complicated" because he hasn't answered my text in over two thousand years

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10 reasons why people with skin actually had the best childhood!

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Drake night was lit. Was dissapointed that the Letters To Your Ex workshop and the seminar on monogamy were in the same time slot tho :(

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Sent Nick Cages agent a picture of a chimpanzee in a banana costume. 20 minutes later I got a call from Nick asking if it was a job offer

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Mom: Why is there a box of ballet shoes in the back of your closet?
Dad: what's "TTT"?
Me:....
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Twinkle Toes Tarnaske..

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Ron regained control of his anger. He was still shaking. Someone from the back of the room shouted "Roid Rage Ronald!" Teaching SK is hard..

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Mr Gustafson cringes. "I have never smoked this much molly before", he realized. Gary's pale face emerges from the bottom of the water slide