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that cliff jumping friend your parents warned you about ~ msg me for promo codes on epic travel adventures

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We would love to see @TheEllenShow & @iamjeanniek at Camp Maven next summer in Canada! 🏕️ This empowering weekend at Camp could only get better with these two incredible women! 🙌

[Camp Maven Invites Ellen! @cmaveninvitesED]

Less than a month until Ruth is at a taping of @TheEllenShow and hoping to invite Ellen and @iamjeanniek to join our Mavens at camp next summer 😍! We think Ellen and Jeannie would have a blast discovering their inner Maven ☺️https://t.co/JH8VewCDTm @MaryConnelly @andylassner

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Should I start tweeting again or what

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Look into your reflection at the bottom of your mug next time you take a sip out of a hot beverage, i bet your nose looks hilarious

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Imagine if your dog turned into his human equivalent rn, I'd have an elderly man curled up at the end of my bed

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@macryan7 lmfao 100%

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I'm so broke it hurts, my Christmas spirit stole my wallet and bought everyone too many gifts

[eva @shmeevaf]

Sometimes I think a soulmate is someone who will make you the most "you" that you can possibly be

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Apparently I lost weight in Cuba, I'm going to have to keep up with this all you can drink and eat diet; cervezas, rum & shrimp por favor 🌴

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Can everything fall into place plz

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Today is one of those days that I just want to snuggle and then snuggle some more

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I honestly just keep "liking" tweets to watch the little heart poof

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Getting the Netflix app on my phone was a poor life decision #lazylevel100

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I always want to finish Adele's sentence with "is it me you're looking for?"

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I just tried unlocking the front door of my house with my car key button... What is today

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The amount of times I've incorporated my pyjama shirt into an outfit the following day is record breaking