Jeremiah Strong

Poet Laureate of the Costco on Santa Fe and Brighton

[Jeremiah Strong @JeremiahSoBuff]

This is how I explained why my dick was in the electrical socket

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Started first penis rejuvenation therapy:

Focused shockwave therapy
6 treatments, 3x/wk
Cost $1-2k

Evidence: multiple randomized controlled trials showed that shockwave therapy improves erectile dysfunction. We are testing whether it improves total time nighttime erections, subjective sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, and medical imaging-based penile markers.

Machine + settings:
STORZ Medical
.35 mJ/mm2
4000 shocks/treatment
4 Hz
48 Joules

Note: other machines can be used too; some available for $7,000. We're starting with focused shockwave; however, radial may work too.

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@skooookum First time in this app in a month. I don’t follow you and this is pushed to my feed. This is such garbage man. Just delete the whole thing

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@Hoodie_Milly @TrailblazingVi1 @vornietom Stephen “Let’s Just Shoot Them With Arrows” Amell

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Elon saw Zuckerberg’s unsuccessful pivot to Meta, said “I need that” and changed his website to X, and now when you leave and come back it’s just sending you push notifications from racists you don’t follow

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@halomancer1 With Blue being prioritized, Twitter comments are now sorted by “worst opinions first”

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@danhentschel69 TikTok pranksters are the most annoying people in the world. Bought a whole outfit for this one and shaved your head. They don’t do that when they arrest you, so is that just because you’re the kind of person to immediately join a skinhead gang in prison?

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@rottingpearl Based on being voiced by Nick Cage I imagine this version is at least 30. In many comics Peter is a teen and many others he is much older. It just depends on the stories.

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Sorry to be the one to tell you this but Crash Bandicoot is not your friend. He’s not a good role model and he’s not looking out for your best interests.

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@ginkgocrown I hate this fucking man

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@heilquesnay You can just be gay without making it women’s problem. You don’t like this woman? Fine. She’s not trying to fuck you. Just go be gay. It’s fine and normal

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It’s always the worst type of dude loudly proclaiming how women should be. Tend your own garden

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I know this isn’t kosher to say during pride month but boy howdy I sure do love the ladies

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

So what we get drunk - wiz Khalifa

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@TaylorBold @JennyENicholson I’m. Not. Crying.

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Btw I’m ready to declare war on all martini drinkers. No other beverage is ordered with such specificity and self-satisfaction as cold vodka and olive brine in a fancy glass.

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@custardloaf I get what you mean but you also have a mullet

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@trashulie Reminder that tomorrow is Sunday and you can leave your psych office a voicemail without fear that anyone will pick up the phone when you call 😘

“Hello I am a regular adult and I would like a refill of the prescription I need” you could say

[Alex Wiggins @AlexJoseWiggins]

It feels like it is in the 70s in my apartment and I want to die.

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Rewatching Mr. Bean’s Holiday and unlocking the part of the spectrum of human emotion normally only visible to pistol shrimp

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@oncloud_e Oh and because it’s a controlled substance I have to manually re-up the prescription

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Nooooooooooooooooooooo