Jeremiah Arkham

Administrator of Arkham Asylum

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A reminder to the Orderlies: Make sure all Laptops are secured to patients table. We all saw how Jones nearly decapitated me with his.

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I would also like to thank everyone for the lovely get-well cards. However, next time please use the crayons that have been provided to you…

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The doctors finally released me from IC. I'm happy to say that I only suffered a mild concussion and fifty-three stitches.

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I’m contemplating hiring a lawn care service to try and spruce up the grounds at Arkham.Maybe that will brighten up this god-forsaken place.

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@Harley_Quinzel Dr. Quinzel, no patient in Arkham Asylum is “hopeless.” Jonathan, here, is what we would call an “aspiring altruist.”

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@Umbrella_Corp Am I going to have to make a call to their families?

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Notice: A reminder to keep a three foot distance from Victor Zsasz's cell. We don't want a repeat of Monday's accident.

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@smiling_face Joker, no killing the staff. I'm already up to my ears in paperwork and I don't need another call from our insurance company.

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@dr_crane Well, if it makes you feel better we have Gotham General Hospital on speed dial.

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@dr_crane I have already sent an orderly down there to deal with those dogs. Just be patient, Jonathan.

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Orderly Notice: Be sure to remove any itemed deemed as a 'Primal Weapon' from field. An example of such items: Sticks, rocks, wildlife, ect.

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Notice: Wednesday Workshop Therapy (WWT) is replaced with Outdoor Recreation..

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@smiling_face Unless you want strip searches to become mandatory, Joker, I suggest surrendering the knife.

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Notice: Wednesday Workshop Therapy (WWT) is canceled due to missing paraphernalia.