The Joker

I have zero empathy. They say I'm crazy. Ha.

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It's been too long, Gotham. Have the amateurs been at work?

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@dr_crane You ever work much with amphetamines? It looks like the walls are melting.

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@AgentOfTheBat Going to bed. Leave me alone.

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@dr_crane No reason to get a bee in bonnet, doctor.

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@dr_crane Oh, quit pulling your lines from popular fiction. Like you really know Latin.

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Sanity, sanity, all is sanity.

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@gothamsfinest Noisy over here.

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What a time for a "technical failure." Which one of you turned off the power to Gotham square 10 seconds to midnight?

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@_Harley_Quinn The ball drops tonight at the Gotham center. I've got everything planned out, but I'll need your help getting rid of the Bat.

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@_Harley_Quinn Oh yes, I think Gotham city will RING in the New Year when that ball drops in 23 hours. Invest in sound mufflers.

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@agent0fchaos His best is probably a bomb or some other cliche. Although we may need has services soon.

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@agent0fchaos No he doesn't. I never saw that.

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What news from the peanut gallery?

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So you think this Batman has made Gotham a better place?

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Stop sending me stupid presents like knives and makeup and lint. DId anyone ever think I might like a puppy?

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Christmas is going to be a SMASH.

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@dr_crane Bodies, you imbecile.

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@dr_crane I have left a few of my possessions in the sewers from time to time too.

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@gothamsfinest There's evidence enough to suggest Batman hasn't done anything but INCREASE criminal activity, but I bet you don't say that.

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@GregHyatt Look, I don't write the laws, I ignore them.