Harley Quinn

At what point did my life go Loony Toons?

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

@Gotham_Steph Try not t'slip on your ego while you're referring to yourself in the third person, Bratgirl!

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

I don't even know what these @ComicRPGAwards are, but we all know there's only ONE Clown Princess worth followin' 'round these parts- MEE!

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

@_RealJoker_ So what's the big plan for lettin' ol' Bats know we're back in business, huh?

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

@_RealJoker_ Puddin'! *jumps into his arms* That's right, I'm through with those wannabe goody-goody gals. Booo-ring!

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

I've had it up t'here with impostors! I want action! I want my Puddin'! I want one'a those fancy drinks with a fake cherry in it!

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

@Clay_Face Uhh... thanks.

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

@Clay_Face NOPE? What'aya mean, NOPE? it's true, I ain't been doin' nothin'! If I could find Mr. J again it's be another story..

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

If I could just *find* ya again, everything would be *perfect* again!

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

But that life ain't right for me and EVERYBODY knows it. *He* knows it... Oh Puddin'!

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

I *tried* to play it nice. I *tried* t'live on the down-low with Kitty and Ivy, I really did!

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

@Gotham_Steph The feeling's mutual, BRATgirl.

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

@whiteheaven Nice work doll! A striking likeness of my perfect puddin' :)

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

She's got the right idea! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH9y8CLM6qI&feature=player_embedded

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

If I'm gonna be here all by myself, I might as well make this place fit t'live in.

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

H'okay, time to sleep. lots t'do tomorrow! G'night Gotham, I really do love ya. *Curls up in her pile of squishy blankets w/ her Joker doll*

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

Did I mention some of 'em explode? Nothin' like that BOOM feeling!

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

Ah, screw this, I'm gonna go hit golf balls off'a the courthouse roof. What, it's therapeutic!

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

*angry mumbles* ...leave town and not even tell ME where he's goin'? What would.. why would-?

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

@dlx_artist Yea, plus I'm pretty sure he's only in the business of makin' things colder, not vicey-versa.

[Harley Quinn @_Harley_Quinn]

@dlx_artist Y'know I would, but Two-Face says even old icicle butt is complanin' about the weather!