Joker

Hello Gotham, Joker here. Yes that's right, the Clown Prince of Crime himself! HAHA!! Now bring me a Batman worthy of the name.

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

Hello Gotham, Joker here. I’ve recorded my first album! It’s a collection of my finest cover songs, each with their own special twist! HAHAHAHAHA!! It’s murder on the dance floor. https://t.co/4v4uibyldL

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 30 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 30 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

“Tell me about it! Clones and wannabes besmirching the good name of beloved villains across the city. You need someone to wipe them out! Start afresh! A clean slate! AHAHAHA! I’m just the man for the job. But don’t worry, little bird brat. I’ll make sure you get all the credit.”

[Tim Drake. @CleverIntegrity]

"Crime rates are steadily rising in anticipation for Halloween night. As long as the big bads stay in lock up though I think the most we'll have to worry about are copycats and pranksters."

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

Ditto.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Selina Kyle. @RogueFatale]

Is all smiles.

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

HahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! WOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hello Gotham. Daddy’s home.

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

Hahahahaha.

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

Haha ha ha.

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

Ha ha.

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

Ha.

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 30 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

@NotYaCuppaTea @minotaurriddle Throat, eyes, ears... HAHAHAHAHA!! Pick one.

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

“Mixed into a vat of Ace Chemicals’ finest poison! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

@NotYaCuppaTea @minotaurriddle I really, really want to pour acid down his throat.

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

@minotaurriddle @NotYaCuppaTea Or a dead Brat! WOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

Booooooooring!

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

@NotYaCuppaTea Pookie Bear, I’m trying to scheme a way of luring out a Batman worthy of my intellect, my jokes, my japes!

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

@NotYaCuppaTea WooooOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

Happy Holidays! The most wonderful time of the year! Sending cards, sealing envelopes, licking stamps... Be a shame if someone were to coat them in a special form of toxin, wouldn’t it?

Ho! Ho! HohohohOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Merry Christmas, Gotham.

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

@AnAltruisticBat “Yaaaaaaawn.” Joker patted his open mouth, clearly non-plussed.

“Boooring, but you can’t deny that little voice in the back of your mind telling you that I could..ahahahahAHAHAHAHAhahahaha...cripple your bravado on a whim.”

“Toodles! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

“Ouch! Such harsh words, hitting home like a bullet to the spine! I know, I know, I’m WHEELING out the easy gags but hey! Why don’t we raise a toast to the classics?

WOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Here’s to crime.”

[:•: ᴏʀᴀᴄʟᴇ :•: @AnAltruisticBat]

@_RealJoker_ “I’d guess he’s busy being Batman as opposed to stressing over whether he meets your approval.”

[Joker @_RealJoker_]

@AnAltruisticBat “Oh no no! NO. I only save the new material for the Bats I care about and my dear thing, I care not a jot for you.”