Clucker Tarlson

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.

[TMZ @TMZ]

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham Dead at 71 https://t.co/VWcRwZ8HC8

[Clucker Tarlson @JeremyBeim]

@TsarinaBomba The mouth of Tomales Bay is extremely dangerous because of the sandbar, shifting currents, and sharks.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

THEO VON: then he took my nose. he took it. it was in his hand he showed me

JOE ROGAN: wow. i didn't know you could do that

THEO: yes it was right in his fingers. i swear to god

JOE: wow. wow

THEO: i started freaking out but then he put it back

JOE: oh thank god. thank god

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

"What if there's some asshole in office, some narcissistic prick who doesn't follow the Constitution..."

[rez princess @chakenbake]

Hiked through knee high swamp water, got eaten alive by mosquitoes but here she is, the GHOST ORCHID!!!! Only about 2000 in existence and we found one in BLOOM! 😭😭😭

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Cashier: "Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?"
Me: "Holy shit, yes of course…I had no idea we were that close."

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

OMFG.

THERE ARE LITERALLY 7 PEOPLE WATCHING THIS ENTERTAINMENT AT TRUMP’S GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR. ONE OF THEM IS ASLEEP.

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

.@elonmusk says that no one can name a person who died from his aid cuts. In fact, I've met the kids who are dying, and I've talked to the families who lost children. In my columns, I've cited many, many names of people who have died because of Musk's aid cuts. A few examples:
*Yamah Freeman was a 23-year-old woman who died in childbirth because Musk cut funding for the diesel for ambulances in her part of Liberia. She couldn't get to a hospital and died as people were carrying her there. I talked to her parents and sister in their village.
*Gbessey Kiadu, age 1, died of malaria because of his cuts to malaria medication in Liberia. I talked to his mom in her village.
*Ibrahim Koroma, an infant, died of AIDS in Sierra Leone after he interrupted HIV supplies. I talked to health workers who cared for him.
*Achol Deng was an 8-year-old girl with HIV in South Sudan who died when Musk cut funding for the health care worker who provided her medicines. I talked to the healthcare workers.
I could go on and on. In almost every village you go to in South Sudan, Uganda, Liberia, Sierra Leone or other countries I reported in, you find people dying because of aid cuts. I challenge Musk: Come with me on a reporting trip, and we'll talk to these moms and dads, and you'll see the dying children themselves. I think if you see the kids whose lives are at stake, maybe you'll change your mind.

[Chubby Trekka @ChubbyTrekka]

I’ve officially walked Halfway from the UK to Vietnam. Nearly two years ago, I left the UK with one goal: to walk to Vietnam. Since then I’ve crossed mountains, deserts, forests and borders. I’ve met strangers who became friends, faced days I wanted to quit, and experienced

[Clucker Tarlson @JeremyBeim]

GOOOOAL!

[Clucker Tarlson @JeremyBeim]

@beyoncegarden Feet are too wide, his knees are locked out, reaching too far for the packages. Just pull the tote all the way to the door, bend your knees, and stack them.

[Clucker Tarlson @JeremyBeim]

@metal_patriot98 @xWhereIsMyVape @MAGACult2 false prophet

[Matt Gutman @CBSMATTGUTMAN]

We are seeing terrifying scenes in Venezuela after a pair of near catastrophic 7.1 and 7.5 earthquakes this evening.

[Clucker Tarlson @JeremyBeim]

@japan_nobunaga I want you to check out The Cheesecake Factory.

[Clucker Tarlson @JeremyBeim]

@Suzierizzo1 People wait in line for 10 hours for a cafe?

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Clucker Tarlson @JeremyBeim]

@uscfan981 The full name of Los Angeles is El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula, which means "The Town of Our Lady the Queen of the Angels of Porciúncula".
They have cool hiking spots too.

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Clucker Tarlson @JeremyBeim]

@LaInaMinute I was there two months ago.