JeremyBenis

I make pretty pictures for a living.
I live to corrupt.

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Ughhhhhhhh

[adm @_warich_]

haunted

[Barry @AbbyBeneke]

Just a sketch

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Honestly though, I really wanna sleep 😭
Also, this is just bullshit I’m spewing while unfortunately awake. I’m not this deep.

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4:32
A Short Story

My allergies have gotten the better of me. Sleep is but an illusion, an elusive temptress, luring me to my inevitably sleep-deprived death.
All I can do is wait. Wait for the somber decline into a restless sleep, one filled with glossy eyes and a red nose.

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That is not to say that sleep does not tempt me still. It is to say that while awake, we are still offered the ability to dream. To dream of where we can go with the time we now have.
Sleep will come once again, but for now, I will live on awake, with glossy eyes and a red nose.

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@jkerr1999 Wut

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@AbbyBeneke Get “too much pressure” engraved

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Got the at home bar started, made a martini, and I’m feeling real fancy now

[Barry @AbbyBeneke]

Today was a bad day but my coworker made this gif for me so :')

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I think quarantine got to Chance.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

A thread of cool numbers:

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@jkerr1999 Wait, I don’t see the problem here?

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@mgoldst I’m a freelance designer and web developer out of Columbus, Ohio!
Check out my Instagram @ jeremybenis42

https://t.co/akG9qn3kTn

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[getting up to window at @TimHortons ]
[i ordered a cappuccino]

Me: What is this?

Employee: An iced cappuccino

Me: ? I ordered a normal cappuccino ?

Employee: yes, here you go

Me: cappuccinos are hot?

Employee: oh if you order a cappuccino we put in an iced capp

Me: wut

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@RyanWillyums Take it back.

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I’m my own goddamn valentine.

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@mgoldst All kinds of illustrations - https://t.co/DpigRHwNPd

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Is it too late to return it?

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I think I’m finally starting to feel like a designer and it’s scary.