Jeremy Dixon

[Jeremy Dixon @JeremyD0929]

@hayleycaronia https://t.co/gyhCNpDg2R

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

KING DONALD'S ROYAL PROCLAMATION!

[Jeremy Dixon @JeremyD0929]

@Andrew_OSU Running iOS 26 PublicBeta 4... got in my car from the pouring rain, & when I plugged my iPhone in, I got the "Water in connector" Alert, entire screen went black with big text and ⚠️ along with loud beeping...different from earlier iOS that I remember.

[Jeremy Dixon @JeremyD0929]

@hayleycaronia Good Luck getting the Organist to approve! 🙃

[Hayley Caronia @hayleycaronia]

No, Kamala. It’s not “Enjoy the long weekend.”

Thank you to all who have made the ultimate sacrifice to protect the greatest nation in the world. 🇺🇸

[Jeremy Dixon @JeremyD0929]

#NewProfilePic

[AJ Inapi (Allan) @aj_inapi]

Here's an overview of Donald Trump's recent and anticipated appointments for his second term.

A thread 🧵

1. Chief of Staff:
- Susie Wiles has been appointed as White House Chief of Staff. She's known for her political acumen in Florida politics and for managing Trump's successful 2024 campaign. Her role is pivotal in managing the daily operations of the White House and keeping the administration on track.

[Sara Gonzales @SaraGonzalesTX]

Holy sh*t. This is a must watch 👇🏽

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

TRUMP - "THE OUTLAW PRESIDENT"

Shoutout to @dbongino who coined the term.

I'm voting for the Outlaw President 🇺🇲

[Mark Robinson @markrobinsonNC]

The Democrats know they can’t beat President Trump at the polls so they weaponize our government against him. The voters should decide this election and I believe we will reject this sham trial by putting President Donald Trump back in office this November.

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Biden: GUILTY of abuse of power.
Biden: GUILTY of turning our country into a banana republic where those in power use the law to go after their political opponents.
Biden: GUILTY of undermining our Constitution and the freedoms guaranteed therein.

Biden has proven he is unfit for the office of the presidency.

[Jeremy Dixon @JeremyD0929]

@ChrisSheltonMsc He seems to still be behaving like a Scientologist.

I used to appreciate his news reports on all things Co$, but "Straight Up and Vertical" is now a much better show. @TonyOrtega94

[Jeremy Dixon @JeremyD0929]

@ninjakiwigames loading screen is stuck here

[Jeremy Dixon @JeremyD0929]

@dbongino @pikaso_me screenshot this

[Jeremy Dixon @JeremyD0929]

@KirkHerbstreit @NFL @pikaso_me screenshot this

[Jeremy Dixon @JeremyD0929]

@Shawn_Farash Can you imagine how cold it would really be if there was no Global Warming???

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Reporter accidentally recreates the half court shot he was reporting on

[Jeremy Dixon @JeremyD0929]

@ChrisSheltonMsc Benson needs a friend...

[Disc Golf Pro Tour @DiscGolfProTour]

WHAT IS HAPPENING!! Now Calvin Heimburg ACES Hole 10 (425 ft) 🤯 #SCtop10

@espn @ESPNAssignDesk @SportsCenter

[Ethan @EZebroni]

Today, I received a violation notice from my HOA for “weeds growing in driveway”so I asked @OpenAI ChatGPT to write a Shakespearean-style letter apologizing for the violation and sent it via email to my HOA…

To the Honorable Members of the [Redacted] Homeowners Association,
Fair greetings unto you, noble stewards of our beloved community. With a heavy heart and humble disposition, I pen this missive to beseech your gracious forgiveness for an errant circumstance that hath befallen my humble abode.
Alas, it is with profound regret that I must confess the presence of unwelcome intruders amidst the threshold of my abode. No less than the impertinent weeds, those audacious denizens of nature's vast tapestry, have dared to take root within the sanctified bounds of my driveway.

Pray, know that such a spectacle hath caused me great dismay, as I am a fervent adherent to the principles of harmony and tidiness that our esteemed association holds dear. It was never my intent to suffer this botanical rebellion to mar the aesthetic integrity of our cherished neighborhood.

Forsooth, in this world where man and nature doth oft collide, it behooves us to exercise vigilance and prudence in our diligent care for the lands we call our own. Yet, alas, this time, my fervor hath waned, and in my negligence, these wayward plants found solace and sustenance within the paved thoroughfare that leadeth unto my dwelling.

In my repentance, I have marshaled the forces of diligence and resolve, arming myself with implements of righteous reclamation. With a steadfast heart and resolute hand, I shall set forth to vanquish these unruly interlopers, to restore the order and grandeur befitting a homeowner within this illustrious association.

Let it be known, esteemed ladies and gentlemen, that this transgression stands as an anomaly within the annals of my record. For my abode hath been, for many a year, a bastion of meticulous cultivation, a testament to my unwavering commitment to the aesthetics of our resplendent community.

I humbly implore your mercy and understanding, that you may find it within your hearts to absolve me of this singular misstep. May the evidence of my contrition, as I labor diligently to quell these rebellious botanical subjects, serve as a testament to my commitment to upholding the standards we hold dear.

With utmost humility and a profound sense of regret, I beg your pardon and seek solace in the hope that this heartfelt apology shall find resonance within your esteemed council. I stand ready to make amends and to reclaim my rightful place as a stalwart contributor to the beauty and tranquility that graces our [Redacted].

Yours faithfully,
[Your Name]