Jeremy Myers

Columbus Crew ⚽
Chelsea FC ⚽

[Jeremy Myers @JeremyDMyers]

How many DUIs does it take to grow a mullet?

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@GenBrickTop @USMNT What a stupid idea. What's the point lol

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Guys... None of you went to Cracker Barrel anyways...

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My message to @hotpockets

Why no more crispy sleeve? This is a sad, sad time. Now my pockets are soggy. Why do you gotta sog up my pocks? Please, fix this. We miss the sleeve, the sheathe, the protective layer of crispy defense. My currently burning palms will thank you.

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@ColumbusCrew @Lucazelarayan31 Sucks he's gone, but honestly the Saudi League is looking more and more competitive. He deserves more than what the MLS would offer him.

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Time to stop posting your favorite song lyrics of the day and start fighting for changing the smell of babies.

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People are so behind on NyQuil Chicken...

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Circleville is trash. That is all.

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Who TF eats Jolly Ranchers?

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@chikn_nuggyz I MISS YOU TOO!!!

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@chikn_nuggyz THAT'S MY FRIEND!!!!

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Let us commence in the mutual vibration of vocal chords in acknowledgement of each other's opinionated stance on the matter of soup being the worst food type.

[Jeremy Myers @JeremyDMyers]

Hepatitis

[wint @dril]

we'd pour hot wax into the assholes of new marines yelling "Welcome to the CORPS!" cant do that anymore. this nation used to build railroads

[Brady @pebbut]

u never know a girl until she blarts on your paul

[Froggenþuſiaſt @Froggenthusias1]

Minecraft proves that abolishing child labour was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.

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Guys help, I can't talk to my lights.

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@AndiAbbruzzese That's awesome!🤣 This may have to become a serious revolution.

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If the pants are more than $40, I leave the store.

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@lechugadeseth I didn't know this was a thing that I had to hate, but now I am furious.

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@JaredSaya @InterMiamiCF @MLS Who tf cares