Jeremy Ellis

Wildly dexterous button pusher. Seasoned conversationalist. [email protected]

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

The fact that I signed up to see all this sweet art content from various accounts and all I got was Trump news for two years has me more than slightly pissed off. @twitter intentionally pissed off the entire population of twitter. Thinking of cancelling my account now. But look:

[Artsy @artsy]

7 giants of Japanese contemporary art who aren’t Murakami or Kusama: https://t.co/qP1cMlyGkV

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

Rare photo of the Trump brothers before separation. Strangely, doctors elected to give the spine to neither of them.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

An "exceptionally rare" two-headed copperhead snake was found in Virginia. Wildlife experts are caring for it, and it will be donated to a zoo if it survives. https://t.co/WbWAABKJ2H

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Only 6 out of 1,000 rapists go to prison, according to analysis of federal surveys and data from the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network https://t.co/5ufoh4Q1X4

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

In Beto O'Rourke's own words #TXSenateDebate

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

@HakuFrancois He straight up posts a kind hearted empathetic speech given to black people about how shitty it is to get shot in your home because he knows his racist followers will hear the dog whistle loud and clear. "Look, this guy speaks at churches with black people, Texas can't have that"

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

I love that slime ball Ted Cruz is posting this because he thinks it's bad to say these things. Because Ted Cruz is a racist who supports racists and uses racist excuses not to answer questions about racism.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

In Beto O'Rourke's own words #TXSenateDebate

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

Ted Cruz said in the debate last night that he joined the Republican Party because they were the ones that passed the civil rights act blah blah Dixiecrats helped lie lie lie because that's what racists say and ignore that the parties switched BECAUSE of this vote. Lying racist.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

In Beto O'Rourke's own words #TXSenateDebate

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

GO @KimsMom3!!!!!

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Rhonda Hart ripped into Ted Cruz.

He brags about his A+ NRA rating.

She lost her child in a school shooting.

[Carmen Yulín Cruz @CarmenYulinCruz]

@Ocasio2018 The green is what US companies take from PR in a year. The yellow is what US gives PR in a year. Get the picture?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It is revealing that this question:

a) comes from quite the colonial mindset of “what value is this territory providing us anyway?” (Do we ask that about Appalachia, etc?)

b) implies that PR’s current status is somehow an act of charity - also a sentiment rooted in colonialism

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

Reading a reply to a tweet which was a reply to a retweet which pissed thousands of people off because it declared that US MSM pushes war. Meanwhile, Senate votes for biggest military budget of all human history,93-7. But please shame the retweeter; super important use of energy.

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

Reminder that HSBC admitted in writing to money laundering for Mexican drug lords & got fined six weeks profit; no one went to jail. Regulations and laws mean nothing if the regulators are waiting for their cushy jobs in the industry.

[CNN International @cnni]

European banks are still uncovering money laundering on a vast scale https://t.co/VIxmG1DpTk

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

@PaulAboutIt Oh right. Dang it.

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

I'm trying to understand why anyone would choose NOT to register to vote, except if they are registered in another state. In those cases there should be a national system in place to block attempts to register in multiple states. My smog test was handled more efficiently.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

The new discovery more than doubles the instances in which customers unsuccessfully tried to opt out of registering to vote https://t.co/BIiISB4Mza

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Is Donald Trump a white nationalist? Former white nationalist @RDerekBlack weighs in: https://t.co/XSRPXXEZwi

[Morgan Fairchild @morgfair]

They Were Seeking Mental Health Care. Instead They Drowned in a Sheriff’s Van. https://t.co/Re2dPtDbqh

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

Can we rent a French court for our problem over here?

[The Hill @thehill]

French court orders Le Pen to submit to psychiatric evaluation over her tweets https://t.co/Ug1U8BvTBP

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

Maybe, just maybe it's because he's a Holocaust denying white nationalist.

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

Why does this GOP congressman keep associating with alleged Holocaust deniers and alt-right activists who associate with white nationalists?
https://t.co/x4xt9L5xHW

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

@Freywagg Convincing people that lagoons of poop is bad is a small step in the right direction, at least.

[Jeremy Ellis @JeremyEllisLive]

Lagoons of animal shit and piss are going to cause actual shit floods. Reminder that lagoons of shit and piss were a horrible idea in the first place. https://t.co/PtDNNSm4P8