Jeremy Glick

Hot soup coming through

[Denny Carter @CDCarter13]

this is a good time for some perspective: if your fantasy teams fail today, it is reflective of your personal shortcomings. it is entirely your fault and you should feel bad about yourself.

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@HoopMixOnly https://t.co/MCYdvVW4dH

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🏈 Immaculate Grid 17 9/9:
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Play at:
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@immaculategrid x @pfref

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@jonrvenema

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@BarstoolBigCat Okay RG3

[Jeremy Glick @JeremyGlick]

@hen_ease Definitely need to take more vacations to practice

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Asking the bartender to surprise me and he pulls me aside to tell me my grandfather has gotten very sick

[Jeremy Glick @JeremyGlick]

@jonrvenema Sea chickens

[kel ❤️‍🔥 @keldotlauren]

so excited for the new paramore album!

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

Salt can’t be the only delicious rock. I’m going to eat rocks to find the good ones. I bet they’re trying to keep them from us

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING / HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE / HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD / SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've been choking turtles with my bare hands

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

trains

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

[dolphin at a job interview]

what's my greatest strength? well let's just say i put the 'ee' in employee

[its linc @lincandescent]

[at jurassic park]

me: what’s the name of this dinosaur

employee: triceratops

me: ok. Sarah Topps, come here girl

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

don’t get me wrong, i love the red hot chili peppers. it’s just that i wish they had a song about california