Kasey

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @morninggloria]

Hey so the penalty for making a pretend cop mad isn't death

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

According to my skin, hair & lips and hands, I am doing Dry January.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Jan 1st: new year new me!

Jan 3rd:

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me when someone ask me about directions in the city I ived in my whole life

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

I don’t think it’s fair that boomers got quaaludes and affordable houses

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

White people be like oh you can grab a soda from our 2nd fridge in the garage

[Tonni ✨ @tonnidaniella1]

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy I’m still traumatized as an adult.

[Taylor Hale @TheTayHale]

Predominantly male audience boos a woman beloved by many women.

Men are such losers for this.

[Loky @lokymann]

My age is news to me every single time I remember

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

[SpotifySwiftie @SpotifySwiftie]

"I Hate It Here" by Taylor Swift was up 36.22% in Spotify streams yesterday following the outcome of the US Presidential election, with 282,904 streams.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

people don’t leave christianity because of jesus. they leave christianity because of christians who vote for a president who is like the opposite of jesus

[erika @yeeeerika]

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

I love voting. as a former gifted child it reminds me of taking standardized tests