Jeremy Maass

teemo’s dad

[Jeremy Maass @JeremyWatchout]

Happy birthday Teemo!!!!😎😍❤️🐶😁🐶🐶 you make your father proud:’)

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T-Minus any minute now

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Working private sector is cool and all, but damn these 16 hour work days kill me

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To the scalpers and bots that cleared the Pokemon/Santa Cruz boards in under 2 minutes. I hope y’all fall down a well

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Pls bring back the bird. The X is so lame

[pikachu stole my credit card and called me a bitch @FizzySodaWave]

Your Uber has arrived

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My wife finally got me watching the Pitch Perfect movies and holy moly they are so good! Idk why I never watched them before lol

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@ItsJoshKeller I swear it’s either a Prius driver, or a Nissan lol

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You’re driving a Prius. Stop honking your horn for the car in front and just change lanes to go around. You’re embarrassing yourself driving around in a Prius already . You looking dumb af

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*bee flies right in front of me* Me: Whoa don’t hurt me Mr. Bee, i’ll be bee on my way hehe #buzzbuzz

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Rest in peace, brother.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: The Chinese Spy ballon has been spotted over Waterbury, Connecticut.

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

🎄 MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS 🎄

[Jeremy Maass @JeremyWatchout]

@ducks71583 @marugen17 I was there Thursday!

[Apotheosis @119PPxD]

RT if you’re this old

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Not even mad that I got laid off in April lol

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@MattAyersDJ keep us posted! the twitter world needs to know lol

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#glizzyattheturn