Alabama Wildman

trees. books. dogs. outside stuff. I think about grief a lot more than most things. brother. Son. Friend.

[Alabama Wildman @Jeremy___David]

Still get to do what I enjoy but starting at 9 instead of seven and for MORE MONEY? I don’t even care that much about the money, the sleeping in is gonna be gnarly.

[Alabama Wildman @Jeremy___David]

Going to find mushrooms with my dog. Open invitation. Come explore with us!

[Alabama Wildman @Jeremy___David]

I’m happy. I’m in Pittsburgh. These things were once believed to be mutually exclusive to me. Weird

[Alabama Wildman @Jeremy___David]

I’m a master communicator when it comes to communicating with really dumb folx. I’m a really dumb folx too

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

had a new staff open the gates this morning and he thought it was normal that all the dinosaurs were there at the gates to “greet him” and that they must do that every morning with staff as like a team huddle and not that they’d just escaped their enclosures last night

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

The problem is not just that Trump thinks himself to be a Messiah, it’s that too many Christians want their Messiah to be more like Trump.

[Alabama Wildman @Jeremy___David]

@benkristofic The mirror was exceptional dude

[Alabama Wildman @Jeremy___David]

Detroit was fun. Great mirrors.

[Alabama Wildman @Jeremy___David]

Life has been very good to me. But right now, at this point in time, it’s the best it’s ever been.

[Travis Barker @travisbarker]

Don’t trust anyone for president

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

How nice--to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.

[FREE FACTS @FREE_FACTS]

People who unfollow you on twitter are going to murder you in real life

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

"Love one another."
What's simple isn't always easy; what's easy doesn't always last.

[Alabama Wildman @Jeremy___David]

First road trip ever today, pray for me!!!

[Alabama Wildman @Jeremy___David]

@austingohn Mark is an amazing dude. Truly

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

[Alabama Wildman @Jeremy___David]

Man half the dumb things I see on the internet are so fake

[Technical Expert Shizzle @ExpertShizzle]

It’s officially the “Hey there, do you still work at Apple?” season.

[Alabama Wildman @Jeremy___David]

It’s ungodly cold right now