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@wolfhengesh I would have searched „that politician that ate a booger during a debate“

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The most powerful paradoxes of life:

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“I am happy. I am very happy. This morning when I woke up I felt good because the sun was shining. I felt good because I was a frog. And I felt good because I have you as a friend. I wanted to be alone. I wanted to think about how fine everything is.”

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@taylorfayelyn Keep it year round! ☀️Sunshine Protection Act ☀️

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@wolfhengesh I think I’m on my 4th one

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My 4 year old daughter just asked me if our dog knows that she is a dog and that’s a very good question.

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@taylorfayelyn How did it go? Last time I had mine dilated I went to the gym directly following and the trainer kept giving me a look. I finally told him I had gone to an eye appointment that morning and he just said “no judgement either way” 😂

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@punchkatesface @RoobsC No conditioner is brutal! We had 4 girls in my house too but we always had conditioner. Sometimes soap doubled as shampoo though

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@taylorfayelyn You’ll feel so much better afterwards.

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@taylorfayelyn That’s deep

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My 3 year old is arguing with my 2 year old over which is the most important job in the world so is it

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@Jerrizee19 My (very large) immediate family does a bake off every year and we all bring a dessert and vote for the best one. There is a giant traveling whisk trophy and my dad makes his disgusting potato candy every year but I HAVE to have it every year.

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Trying to open the vanilla extract for the sweet potato casserole- sliced by finger open with a BUTTER KNIFE. I had no clue a butter knife could draw blood. We’re bandaged and back at it with the potatoes though.

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I boiled over the cranberries and my kitchen looks like a crime scene.

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And will two batches of corn casserole be enough for 4 adults? After I made it I realized it made 32 servings.

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@taylorfayelyn That sponge situation is gross. Get rid of the sponge and get the IKEA dish brush. They’re amazing!

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working on a new form of government called “everyone pays taxes to dolly parton and she just kind of takes it from there”

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Accurate

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I’ll probably get whichever vaccine has the funnier Super Bowl ad.

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@taylorfayelyn Why did you have to share this