Autumn

#StayWeird

[Autumn @JerkFacePlace]

I just want a guy to love me the way @KipMooreMusic loves any girl in any song he’s ever written #IsThatTooMuchToAskFor 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Autumn @JerkFacePlace]

I somehow ended up on the @WWE side of YouTube and I’m rewatching old TLC matches and all I can think is…
🗣️PUT THE HARDY BOYZ IN THE HOF

[Autumn @JerkFacePlace]

My nephew, John is here for his very first baseball game today! @Phillies @TMacPhils

[Autumn @JerkFacePlace]

What (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck is happening

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

👀 You have got to be kidding me.

https://t.co/IhhvFvw6DG

[Autumn @JerkFacePlace]

I would throat punch this mf…

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

I can’t imagine why he’s single🙃💀

[Autumn @JerkFacePlace]

I miss him 😭😭😭

[Joey Linn @joeylinn_]

Barack Obama gets a loud ovation from Clippers fans

[Autumn @JerkFacePlace]

She is us.

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

Rep. Jasmine Crockett:

"This is not America. This is a terrible nightmare. Somebody slap me and wake me the f*ck up because I'm ready to get on with it."

Jasmine is all of us.

[Mykhaïlo Golub @golub]

Robert De Niro is a legend

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

"Mr. Trump you're increasing the volume of your voice but not the logic of your argument"

Yeah I'm stealing that. That's fire 😭😭😭

[Autumn @JerkFacePlace]

@tatiwestbrook @TrixieCosmetics. Doesn’t matter how heavy or light the foundation is, it blends like buttttaaaaaaa

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dear world,
We’re sorry.
We tried to stop this from happening.
We tried.
Sincerely,
Sane America

[Autumn @JerkFacePlace]

@cfree94 I love that we all know EXACTLY what you’re talking about…which is obviously rigging the Oscar’s (for legal reasons) 😂

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Thank you America, thank you for your support, thank you for this visit. Thank you @POTUS, Congress, and the American people.
Ukraine needs just and lasting peace, and we are working exactly for that.

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Musk didn't invent Tesla,... he bought it.

Musk didn't invent SpaceX,... he bought it.

Musk didn't invent Starlink,... he bought it.

Musk didn't invent Twitter,... he bought it.

Musk didn't invent Trump,... he bought him.

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Dear Canada,

Don't sweat it. We're booing here, too.

Sincerely,

Decent Americans

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

37 days until opening day

[m @matttadelphia]

today is the last Sunday without phillies baseball for the next 8 months

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

October 31, 2008. Chase Utley lets the world know that the Phillies are World Champions.

[marlon wayans @MarlonWayans]

If @souljaboy had a career he could get cancelled for this type of slander. Luckily he ain’t been relevant since 2007.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I'M SCREAMING

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Did you miss us?
Cuz we missed you