Jeremy Appelbaum

Lefty Indie Phishead golfer/Righty Conservative drummer. Eccentric, enigmatic, passionate, perplexing and…pensive. Can’t I live while I’m young? 45-47

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@crispy_das Roland and John Basedow would disagree

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Somebody needs to get Tiger on Suboxone

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If you have kids (under the age of 18) divorce should be illegal.

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This country will kill us before this cigarette will.. https://t.co/2S4BLHQoM0

[LivePhish @LivePhish]

🥵 “Buried Alive" → "Tweezer Reprise" → "Reba" → "Tweezer Reprise" from Sunday night in Saratoga Springs. Watch now → https://t.co/qRrQdGQBss

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She may be Left of Left and bat-shit crazy but I have to admit, I’ve got a big crush on her and now that she’s over 35, she can run for President in 2028 and will fare much better than Hillary and Kamala. Not saying I’d vote for her, but it’s a nicer face to look at than Hillary

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Oregon’s Mental Health Advisory board member identifies as a Turtle. JD Holt, self described “they/them/turtle,” is in charge of the mental health department in Oregon. That’s why Oregon gives out free needles and drugs to fight the drug problem!? #turtlepronouns

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The only rational, sane Democrat in the House to vote for the GOP bill

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“#MyPronounsAre they/them/& turtle!” She actually said that. I don’t get the whole pronoun thing..how can someone be “they/them?” They/them are plural words. You are one person. How can you be multiple people if you are factually one, singular person? #MyPronounsAre I and Me.

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I just voted for Oasis, Soundgarden, @phish and The Black Crowes for #RockandRollHallofFame ‘25 https://t.co/5CJysLKv34 #RockHall #FanVote

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Not only have I never bought eggs, but I’ve never tried eggs. #WayToBeatEggPrices

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Mitch McConnell doesn’t know whether he voted yes or no. He doesn’t know where he is or where his neck is

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@JakeSilco12 I totally agree, but when I mentioned that to other phans, I received a bunch of hateful replies. Apparently a lot of other phans love the vocal jam. But it's always been my bathroom break song, at least the vocal jam portion of YEM, love the rest of the song though.