JerrieCobb

First Female Astronaut

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the stars look very different today
Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

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#jerryspringer is trending right now. Thats so patriarchal of you twitter...

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First tweet from #space - Thanks @leahmoczulski for pulling the trigger and #sendingmetospace #winning

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#sendingmebacktospace is deficit neutral - take that GOP! http://t.co/NXnXmPE

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I canz goez to spacez? #lolcat http://t.co/FS1C4ys

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Just had a meeting with Ashtar. Turns out going to space will produce the best possible outcome. #gerontologicaldamnation

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Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova changed teams, she used to be known as Vladmir Tereshkova. Sally Ride got robbed. #Russiacheated

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I can't believe Anousheh Ansari has been to space and I haven't. At least I live in a free country #IranianSanctions

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I will never forgive Lisa Nowak for making people believe women are too crazy to send to space. Plus that bitch stole my man!

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I wish @KatyPerry or @KanyeWest would just abduct me already #takemebacktospace http://t.co/hXRzfaR

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In Soviet Russia, geriatric woman launches you! #RedSpread http://t.co/Zeu8V9Z

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send me to space, help me pay to avoid a death from a tech disaster http://t.co/4PynAMr #robotinsurance

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I'm so ready to be out of this flight deck #myhiphurts

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sorry for the radio silence, the wifi here in south africa is terrible #whereintheworldisjerriecobb

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I better start taking more calcium pills http://t.co/vG9t4jn #osteoporosis #sendmebacktospace

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Correction on my last tweet - *gynontogerontolological studies apologies to anyone I might have offended #sendmebacktospace

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Sign the petition to #sendmebacktospace http://t.co/Fle9ewq

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If we can't #sendmebacktospace can we at least compromise on @BettyWhite

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As much as I want @BarackObama to #sendmebacktospace I'm a little concerned it might drain his political capital. Hopefully #winnerswin

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Seriously, I think we can all agree John Glenn is a #dick #sendmebacktospace