Jerry A. Goodson

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

I made a mental note to remember what I was thinking about when I tried to go to sleep. "The Lighthouse" (gospel song AND joke about US Navy ship vs. Lighthouse), and one more thing that I just can't remember. How often can we not recall what we were thinking then?

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

I'm in ICU... guarding a prisoner... who recognized me from serving with me in Iraq! :O He remembered several things about me that I didn't!!!

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

Some days, I just mope around and wish my phone would ring, and it would be @jenmurphycomedy just wanting to chat... #EgoBoost

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

@DerekJGrossman Should've been done years ago. Rex Tillerson's biggest failure was not making this happen when he was Sec of St. Now, @SecPompeo does this on his way out... to piss off the Biden Admin??? I call #Bullshit.

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

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Just wondering if Twitter allows crossposting?

#TWExit

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

@TimRunsHisMouth Well... since I can name only one, it's (D).

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

Scrolling through social media this morning convinced me #racism isn't our problem. We're just mean and hateful people.

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

@JonHuck @matedgar Practiced it twice... then did it to my wife. #NailedIt

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

@Atlanta_Police with all the bullshit going on, people already don't trust the police... then you're going to be dishonest about THIS? #IntegrityMatters

[Atlanta Police Department @Atlanta_Police]

Earlier suggestions that multiple officers from each zone had walked off the job were inaccurate. The department is experiencing a higher than usual number of call outs with the incoming shift. We have enough resources to maintain operations & remain able to respond to incidents.

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

This is a drunk tweet. Why? Because I'm DRUNK! #Duh!

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

@Astro_Wheels

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

@HollywoodAnony We know... it's because @jenmurphycomedy didn't post a single tweet for "10 Likes or Less" this week. :/

Y'all stay safe. See you next week. (I hope...)

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

@HollywoodAnony I give up. What is it?

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@HollywoodAnony @jenmurphycomedy Does this mean no show tomorrow??? #WhatDoIDoOnMyBreakNow

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

Toilet paper hoarding all of a sudden makes sense. The COVID-19 shutdown kept people from taking a 30-minute dump at work... on the clock... using THEIR toilet paper.
#NonEssentialIssues #COVID19 #CompanyDime #CompanyTime

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

From a deep state operative: "This is their last, best chance to get the truth on record so when the Republicans vote to acquit Trump, history will judge them harshly. And this is the last body block they can try... https://t.co/zQnWTupBDi

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

Serious question: If what President Trump *allegedly* did was SO BAD... bad enough to have him REMOVED FROM OFFICE, then why do the impeachment managers have to try SO HARD to convince us (and the Senate) that what he *allegedly* did was really THAT BAD?

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

Maybe if the Democrats say it enough, it'll become true?

#LosingDUH!

[Jerry A. Goodson @JerryAGoodson]

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