Jerry Jones' Cat

Am I bad luck for the Cowboys or bad luck for the Giants? It is anyone's guess at this point.

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

Every super hero has an origin story

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

The best mice of my generation are thinking about how to make respiratory disease go viral.

[Michael Batnick @michaelbatnick]

The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make quote tweets go viral.

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

Game... Set.... CAT.

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

Lamar Jackson is younger than Joe Burrow...

FIGHT ME

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

I'm the best cat in the game. When you try me with a sorry human like that, that's the result you going to get.

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

So they can watch their championship dreams flush down the toilet without leaving the sideline.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Oregon has a collapsible toilet on the sideline for the players 😂

(via @jcmack03)

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

Yeah, but I’m leading in big dick energy, so wassup.

[centralized social media is dead (parody) @JKPwnage]

@standbyforlive @MikeLeslieWFAA 15 so far
@GiantsBlackCat
@NYGBlackCat
@MondaynightC
@MetLifeCat5
@AtMetlife
@NFLBlackCat
@cat_metlife
@MetlifeCat7
@themetlifecat
@metlife_cat
@Metlifecat6
@JerryJonesCat
@nygiantsblackc2
@MetLifeCatt
@MetlifeBlackCat

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

.@notthefakeSVP is dead to me

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

MNF running back rankings:

1. Me
2. Zeke
3. Me again
4. Barkley
5. Dak
6. Everyone else that has ever lived except Eli Manning...
108,000,000,001. Eli

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

I wouldn't lick peanut butter off of Roger Goodell if he was the last meat sack on earth.

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

@SurvivinAmerica Thanks, Human

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

@bbrashaw @MikeLeslieWFAA 👀

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

@MikeLeslieWFAA You are welcome

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

Looking like a snack out here

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

@t_shults89 First ballot up in this piece

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

Jason Garrett hates the animal kingdom.

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

Nothing this big has happened at MetLife Stadium since Eli's forehead.

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

These state troopers trying to catch me riding dirty.

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

The black cat don't give a fuck

[Jerry Jones' Cat @JerryJonesCat]

@Kayliethecorgi @howiemandel @nickjonas Well, cleanliness is supposed to be next to godliness, so I guess it makes sense that Howie = god. Good point