Jerry Parmley

#nerdforlife

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@Enezator That’s my cousin!

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I have @DisneyPlus with ads, and I think it’s kind of nonsense that when they cut in the middle of a show for ads and I have to rewind to understand what was just said in my show that I have to now sit through another set of ads. I guess that’s how they get you, fuck me.

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One year later and I hate how I feel normalized so quickly

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“You’re on your own kid, you always have been”

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I’ve said for 1 million times and I’ll never follow through, but goddamnit… I hate myself and I want to die

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@wikipediabrown is my new phone wallpaper

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I thought we were going to love each other forever. I hate it so much that I was wrong.

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@Ashy_slashee Stuck upside down I screamed forever

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 That’s my cousin Shalaco.

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It’s a sit in the highway with dark clothes on kind of night

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

What an absolute moron. https://t.co/5NbbwpCgne

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@AllredMD @javiercaster “Who’s that little old man!”
“He belongs to Paul.”

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I don’t usually collect wrestling stuff but @DanhausenAD has pulled me in! #veryniceveryevil

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Perfect timing for delivery @DanhausenAD

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@HasbroPulse @Hasbro Hello! Any word on when the #Haslab H.I.S.S can be expected to start shipping? I’m super excited for mine! Thanks!

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Well, I left my home younger than my family would have wanted. All cause I was angry over nothing. Well, all I could see was monotony and the highway knew my name and she was calling. Yes, she was calling…

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@insultsrare Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner. (Well that’s interesting)

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

bro did NOT just draw that 😭

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Changes come. Keep your dignity. Take the highroad. Take it like a Man, like a kidney stone. It’s just a broken heart and this too, shall pass away.

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@SeanSJordan He has my vote!