Dave

Scottish from the clan Elyot. My tartan can beat up your tartan.

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@alliantenergy Oh you sweet, selfless, non-greedy people! Though I’ve never been late or missed a payment, you sent me a sweet Christmas ‘Your bill is due’ message this morning. Bless you.

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@SimonS1ngs 😢💔

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

The growth rings in my coffee cup indicate it is approximately 1,302 years old (some might think that they indicate it needs a trip to the dishwasher, but they would be wrong of course). Ope - gotta go. Smithsonian calling ...

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@amazon has the second best product packaging ever.

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@CrisMtzgr Good morning! GOOD MORNING!! SHEESH!!!

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@Ashe18321312 What kind of car is it? Looks pretty nice in the background anyway.

[Danny @doglab]

This is my mate @TheSecretsLewis cover of Tears For Fears mad world hope you like it give it a RT if you do

[NativeAmericanSoul @Nativeesoul]

Do you like our dancing ? If yes please share 😍

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@heleenkuiper @OregonProgress Read it years ago and still live by its principles. Then gave it to a friend. Good stuff.

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@JimGaffigan @TroopZeroMovie @PrimeVideo Just watched it but now gonna watch it again! Gaffigan rocks the boss man (and everybody else super talent too)!

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@TinaDan67882640 Friend?

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@AVenezuelan19 @angelgirl1077 ‘P’ words always make me smile.

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@michaeldean2645 You couldn’t be more right: My day off - tipped my waitress 20%. Tipped the young man that cooked our meal $10.Patted two old men on the back and said keep up the good work.Donated to the local humane society.Talked to a teen buying books & shook his hand.I feel pretty damn good!

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@10kbabyspiders Fresh hot road tar. Skunk. Ear wax.

[✭Auntie Lisa✭🏈🏰👽🏀 @lisaponyexpress]

Today would have been my daddy's 83rd birthday. Miss my hero every day. Happy birthday in heaven.♥️

[Preston Smith @PrestonSmith91]

😎

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@CruisinSoozan How about get him a real name or title like, ‘Marv’ or ‘Dad’ or ‘potato’ or something like that?

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Settle down Karen.

[Dave @JerryVanJ]

@Mhejna97