Jerry Schwanz

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Social worker, liberal, and, even though I don't live there now, proud Minnesotan.

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me talking about Ann Selzer (who I found out exists one hour ago)

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

Is "concepts of a plan" the new "binders full of women?" #debate2024

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

@hepstyle I love doing stuff alone. This sounds dreamy to me. I hope that you are as fine with it as you are telling yourself. Have fun!!

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

One of my life's missions is to discourage people from getting Medicare Advantage plans....

[Rep. Mark Pocan @RepMarkPocan]

The topic of Medicare Advantage is deeply personal to me. In her late 80s, my mom lived in an assisted living facility. Years earlier, a friendly salesperson told her about all the money she could save on prescription drugs by switching to Medicare Advantage. She was enamored. 👇

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

@Rschooley It makes sense to me. I'm in a horror movie club and he's a much bigger nightmare than anything I've seen .

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

@hepstyle @ambernoelle 😂

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

My kids constantly scold me for my "Minnesota goodbye."

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Normal people: good bye

Midwesterners:
1. Welp, I spose *slap knees*
2. We should get going statement
3. handshakes, hugs, etc.
4. Walk to the exit
5. Conversation in the exit
6. Continue talking as you leave the exit
7. More hugs and or handshakes
8. Wave goodbye

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

@RonFilipkowski Not sure he can pull his football pants up as high as he would like.....

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

*sunset

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

I really love the song Quarry by Wednesday. Perhaps bc it sounds just like Waterloo Subset by The Kinks. 🤷‍♀️ #amirite?

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

The @nytimes has an excellent annotation of the Trump indictment. Very helpful to read it for yourself. Kudos to @charlie_savage and others who put it together. Gift link below

https://t.co/FkBKHy6g1t

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

It will be a damn shame if someone doesn't actually create the Benjamin Franklin musical that was teased in episode 6 of Poker Face. #pokerface

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

@rickygervais I quote/sing lines from this song more than one should.

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

@fuckedupfoods I only see the final scene from Beef.

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

@McDeereUSA I didn't realize that it was color-coded by difficulty.🤯

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

@j_saal Whether you like it or not I will. I talk about it constantly.😂

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

This. This. This! I couldn't agree with this more. As a social worker who works with older adults, I say this all the time.

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

If you know anyone who is going to turn 65 soon remind them to enroll in regular Medicare & not a Medicare advantage plan. A family member recently needed acute rehab & the social workers delight at not needing prior auth bc they had straight Medicare was an excellent reminder.

[Jerry Schwanz @Jerryschwanz]

@AshleyGWinter I couldn't agree with this more. As a social worker, I am on my soapbox a lot about Advantage Plans..