Mike C, bitch

You know what to do.. You know what to do.

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

If you invested $10,000 in Trump coin on January 20th, 2025, it would be worth $415 today.

You lost everything. He made half a billion.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Free agent Norman Powell has agreed to a two-year, $45 million deal with the Chicago Bulls, sources tell ESPN. Powell joins the Bulls as a potent scorer after an NBA All-Star season in Miami, averaging nearly 22 points over the last two years.

[S.M.K @SeniormanKelzz]

He was offering $100 to anyone who could dunk on him. Then this OG showed up.

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

Deni saw Ja throw a grenade into a crowd of innocent people and begged the Blazers to trade for him

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent center Kristaps Porzingis has agreed to a two-year, $40 million contract extension to return to the Golden State Warriors through 2027-28, with a player option in the second season, agent Jeff Schwartz of Excel Sports Management tells ESPN.

[DRUSKI @druski]

The prequel to MICHAEL... 'JOE' 😂 COMING TO THEATERS SOON

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The memes keep getting worse and worse for Trump. 😂🤣

[Mike C, bitch @JerseyMikeC]

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[Mike C, bitch @JerseyMikeC]

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[Mike C, bitch @JerseyMikeC]

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[CBS Mornings @CBSMornings]

#ToyStory5 is off to the best box office start of any movie in 2026 — raking in more than $200 million in its first week.

It features Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Bad Bunny and more. But for the first time in the history of the franchise, Jeff Bergman takes on the role of Mr. Potato Head.

@carterevans met up with the veteran voice actor.

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

They’re already calling it the American Scottish Willy Wonka Experience. Trump’s wonky Great American State Fair even has a Temu triumphal arch. Join me for a tour

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

RT for a chance to win one of these draft hats SIGNED by Caleb Wilson & Dailyn Swain 👀

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Ant yelling slurs out the passenger window while Lamelo’s pushing 120mph in his pink cybertruck

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.

You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Obama on Trump:

If this whoever you were talking about was in front of me — which has happened a couple times — he don't talk like that because he knows better.

Source: ALL THE SMOKE

[CHGO Bulls @CHGO_Bulls]

.@Bulls_Peck is all Bulls fans with cash considerations 💸🤣

[James Fox @JamesFox917]

This is the money the #WhiteSox need to acquire a veteran starter at the deadline.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘JACKASS’ crew has been immortalized in the sky as each cast member has been gifted their own star forming a giant penis constellation.

The final Jackass movie ‘Jackass: Best & Last’ releases in theaters this Friday.

[Mike C, bitch @JerseyMikeC]

@myretrolifeshow And now you know why you gotta give an ID to return anything now 🤣

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

This painting is from 1951 when the marginal tax rate for the top .1% was 91%.