Garish

Caucasian shadow person
discord: garissh

[Garish @Jerssh]

@SlipperyJohn76 @simongerman600 @milan_janosov If you want to see the actual size look at a globe, the reason things are stretched on maps is the same reason its impossible to wrap a piece of paper around a ball without folding it. Like in this graphic, if you made countries relative to eachother theyd have space between them

[Garish @Jerssh]

My new grok-powered sexbot has a procedurally generated pussy for infinite refuckability #AiIsTheFuture

[Math Liker 🇹🇲 @gunkshake]

poop salesman: it shits like diarrhea, but it wipes like a turd

[Garish @Jerssh]

It looks like a joke 'action scene' from a slice of life anime 😭

[Pop EMPIRE @PopEmpirex]

i genuinely can't believe that this is a real anime that aired and the fact that it's opm s3 is 100x crazier

#onepunchman #ワンパンマン
https://t.co/YAUw241BPq

[Garish @Jerssh]

These are the people who realized if you speak slowly and put random emphasis on words people will just think youre making a good point

[Garish @Jerssh]

This website is becoming actually unusable wtf. My entire recommended page is paragraph long pseudointellectual masturbation

[Garish @Jerssh]

@allgarbled It would work (poorly,) but you would essentially be using your piping as a very high resistance power line, taking energy from either your pump (if you have a well) or from the city (which is already factored into your water bill)

[Garish @Jerssh]

Do you think this painting i just made would become haunted if i killed myself rn

[Garish @Jerssh]

This website is a cyber vampire. Genuinely evil presence in my life. I am its hyptontized human cattle continually drained of life force

[Garish @Jerssh]

At my all time heaviest in the best shape of my life and still weigh 6 lbs less than the average American woman

[Garish @Jerssh]

Holy shit the average woman is fat

[Garish @Jerssh]

@owenbroadcast The psyche is a filter, extracting only the aspects of reality it deems important so that it may be refined by the subconscious into your subjective reality

[Garish @Jerssh]

boctor pepper

[۟ @peanutbustr]

i can tell what kind of person you are by what you think of when you read “bp”

[Garish @Jerssh]

@owenbroadcast I often hear people talking about their child's head circumference being within the 95th percentile, but never hear anyone mention being under the 5th percentile. Where are all these small headed babies?

[Garish @Jerssh]

Gonna skip breakfast in the hopes it makes it go down easier ���‍💫

[Garish @Jerssh]

Just made a disgusting amount of barely edible guyslop and am living in dread knowing i have to eat it for lunch every day for a week

[Garish @Jerssh]

@King_Arclight Huh you don't like the mist?

[Garish @Jerssh]

Thinkin about bringing a thermos of milk to work cause im a demon

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

The opening scene where she does a million-step skincare routine and takes all her supplements is just going to look like a normal girl

[Garish @Jerssh]

@shy_cola @ReelShitposts What ethnicity are you