Jes

People like to tell me I'm tall.

[Jes @JesKeepSwimming]

Hey Indianapolis,
I do a quarterly event called Choose Your Price Headshots. The next one is this Friday!
It's pretty simple, walk in any time and pay whatever feels comfortable.
Find all the info you need here: https://t.co/tMDrM0Vtmw

[Spanky McDutcherson 🔸 @thatdutchperson]

Oh damn what if we take our mental illness with us into the afterlife

[Brandon Evans @BrandonxxEvans]

Last month I spoke at @Indianapolis_CM and looking at the pictures from the event, I'm just reminded that there is nothing better than good friends on this earth.

📸 @JesKeepSwimming

[Jes @JesKeepSwimming]

First time voting for an old, white man. Hopefully the last time too.

[Jes @JesKeepSwimming]

If not for anyone else, do it for Maya Rudolph.

[Andy Slavitt 🇺🇦 @ASlavitt]

COVID Update July 26: We can virtually eliminate the virus any time we decide to. 1/

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump says he might not accept the 2020 election results. If he needs a recommendation, I have a great therapist who helped me accept the results of the 2016 election.

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL HAS BEEN JAILED FOR THE LAST 2 MONTHS FOR NOT DOING HER HOMEWORK. A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL HAS BEEN JAILED FOR THE LAST 2 MONTHS FOR NOT DOING HER HOMEWORK. A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL HAS BEEN JAILED FOR THE LAST 2 MONTHS FOR NOT DOING HER HOMEWORK.

[Serena Winters @SerenaWinters]

Tobias Harris’ media availability today lasted 59 seconds.

He had one message.

“We want to make sure that Daniel Cameron (Kentucky Attorney General) will arrest the cops & the officers involved with Breonna Taylor’s death and that’s all I got to say.”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I never spoke to Rep. Yoho before he decided to accost me on the steps of the nation’s Capitol yesterday.

Believe it or not, I usually get along fine w/ my GOP colleagues. We know how to check our legislative sparring at the committee door.

But hey, “b*tches” get stuff done. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

These idiots went from, “wearing a mask is tyranny,” to “the government can snatch people off the street in unmarked vans,” in two fucking weeks.

[𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 ⏾⋆ @corriature]

i personally think cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup

[miski 🛸 @musegold]

the oscar for outstanding performance this yr goes to the people who posted black boxes on instagram and never said a word again 🏆

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

The best tweets are when a U.S. Senator is like, "Someone should do something about this."

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

If you feel like you're overwhelmed with bad news lately, trust me there's other bad news you haven't even thought about.

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

We've gotta send kids back to school so one day they can be doctors and scientists, and everyone can ignore them.

[Jes @JesKeepSwimming]

The only thing that's brought me joy this year is hearing the way James Blake says "strawberry fields."

[Hells Bells @electricsheeple]

Just thinking about how girls can still get sent home for shorts and spaghetti straps in 2020 but schools claim they can’t mandate masks.

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

28 million Americans about to go homeless but Republicans and Democrats are fighting over Goya Foods

I hate this place