Jesi

I'm like if a girl was an uncle

they/she

[Jesi @JesiBehr]

"Oh honey... goddesses don't speak in whispers... they scream."

[Jesi @JesiBehr]

@tendermiasma I love the way you draw Halsin holding him

[Jesi @JesiBehr]

Tiktok and short form content have atrophied people's brains so much they have the attention span of a spoon.

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

LET HER GO!!!!!!

[Jesi @JesiBehr]

The emotional intelligence of my 14 year old niece surpasses most 30+ people I know

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Jesi @JesiBehr]

@Starrforge I love them 💗

[𖤓˚₊ 𝙲𝙹 ˚.⋆☽ @orlocksdaughter]

This is still my favourite letterboxd review of all time

[Luann de Lesseps @CountessLuann]

Hi GAY, Happy Pride Month 🌈

Pride is a celebration, but it’s also a reminder: LGBTQ+ rights still need our voices, our votes, and our support. Celebrate proudly, love loudly, and never stop showing up.

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[Jesi @JesiBehr]

@tendermiasma Awwww

[Jesi @JesiBehr]

Just heard Zack say "Oh god in heaven! Nonononono"

[Jesi @JesiBehr]

tfw your husband is watching wrestling and you glance up and see a dude holding a cheese grater 🥴