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[A Lizard Lady @LexiconLass]

A way the adoption industry has really messed us all up is what she means is:

There are people waiting to buy babies. They want to make sure women have no choices so they can buy their babies.

Purchase humans. Buy babies.

[Alexis Blexas @agraybee]

It's simple: his administration was very boring, and for people who lack the intellectual curiosity to report on boring things, this was like four years in solitary confinement. He inflicted a trauma they're still recuperating from.

[Jessiah @thepondering_]

The craziest thing about Joe Biden in 2024 is that it’s actually 2026 now and Donald Trump is the sitting president of the United States and a brain-addled fascist

[Anthony Emerson❤️🌲🦞🇾🇪🌹 @AnthonyMEmerson]

It’s really underdiscussed how much of American conservatism is based on the premise that only conservatives are allowed to wield power and that the will of the voters is something to be worked around if not outright ignored

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It’s hilarious that Jesse is just giving him so much space to not sound psychotic and Stephen Miller’s response is “no actually we’re gonna be much more evil”

[jade ⭐️ @topmanhater]

oppression is when you’re told you can’t throw chairs and call both adults and your female classmates whores and sluts and when you need to do schoolwork to get good grades

[union person @CantEverDie]

they’re ramping up the “you can’t laugh at charlie kirk jokes or think he was a bad guy” rhetoric again for some reason, expect there to be a massive second wave of kirkification images and videos soon

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You guys didn’t do January 6th until January 6th

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

you're kind of joking but this performance was one of those rare moments where americans celebrated something special together, and then chuds, of course, said the vilest things imaginable about alysa liu, which was the first instance of chud fatigue that i recall

[Dane @BabylonFan32]

“You lefties have no idea what’s coming.”

*one midterm later*

“I’m so fucking scared they are literally going to kill republicans.”

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

You all tell us constantly that being a minority in this country isn’t an issue. You just have to work hard and make your way, so why would it be an issue when white people become the minority?

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

brother why are you expecting MISSISSIPPI to adopt socialism overnight. can yall be fucking serious. not everything is about you.

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

A thread 🧵If you wanted to watch seven hours of Fox News personalities losing their ever-loving minds on election night but don't want to waste seven hours of your life I've condensed it for you. Hour 1 - DENIAL - They had no idea what was coming 1/7

[Jack Herrera @jherrerx]

If you're curious about the vibes at Vivek Ramaswamy's watch party:

[Space Boy🇵🇲 @L0v30n1nt3rn3t]

Basically every single high ranking member of this government, as did vast swaths of Republicans in general, has at one point or another, insulted Pope Leo ever since he took up the Holy See what the fuck did you think was going to happen?

[Braves Cold Takes @BravesColdTakes]

Putting this fucking loser’s head in a pretzel

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine watching your party lose both chambers of Congress and concluding that the solution is MORE loyalty to the guy who just led you into disaster.

[Four Seasons Total Manscaping @UncleScottiepoo]

Too many dumb fucks seem to have no idea what happened last night. The age of online assholery is over, normie dems won in huge numbers because they were normal and didn’t chase the online losers that every normal person loathes. They’re the ones calling the shots now, not you reactionary assholes. Get fucking used to it.

[Greg Sheffield @Kcchiefs58dt]

I can confirm being in Texas this is absolutely the only think every republican political ad in Texas said. It was a a horrible game plan. You can’t make thing up in your head that don’t exist and run an entire statewide campaign on it. Now they know 🤷🏻‍♂️