Jessica Christmas

@MattBiven

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me: “i’m gonna start saving my money”

my friends: “lets go out to eat today”

me:

[Roger Smith @nikkideejay]

Why is naked pronounced naked but baked is not pronounced baked

[ｐｅａｃｈ 🍑 @taaytaaaaay]

most iconic totem of the weekend for sure

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

i watched my wife fall off a cliff... your whole world can change in a matter of seconds. mine almost did.

[diante :) @cumrascal]

me when i was 10 pretending i was dead in the pool to see if anyone would care

[Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture]

*after an argument*

me: “you hungry?"

her:

[Jessica Christmas @JesiDowning]

The best part of my day everyday is getting into my bed and cuddling with my blankets and pillows

[Jessica Christmas @JesiDowning]

@PrewittNick What does this even mean

[Crouton & Friends🏳️‍🌈🦋 @m_crouton]

Crouton and his wheelbarrow

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

On the behalf of Alabama, y’all owe us an apology. It was Colorado the whole time.