Jessica Callister 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Wake up.

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

“Not dishwasher safe.”

Me: Top shelf you go, little buddy. Do your best.

[Andy Lunique @InGameMenu]

Folks you have to understand that @XBOX just made it possible for folks who cannot afford a brand new next generation console to play the hottest game of the year.

Many now have the ability to play on Xbox One and One S. In addition, remember you can stream the games you own.

That is opening up accessibility for folks who simply can't shell out hundreds right now and I think that should be noted.

GG team.

[🏋️‍♀️🦛 @himbopottomus]

toad getting 12th place in mario kart

[🍉 isra 🪽 @lSRAYASMIN]

that’s how u know that lady not from the uk😭 any english person would know not to mess with a girl in a fucking fur hooded puffer and a full beat

[Jessica Callister 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JessAmy08]

#XbiteSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Jessica Callister 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @JessAmy08]

@JohnnyChristod @ArkhamLunatic

[Jonathan 🫪 @_jonathanpicard]

accidentally unmuted myself to burp on teams (I was already on mute)

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[FerSlzr🪐⚡ @sonochinosadam]

La peste regresando a Europa 700 años después

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Himalayan Pink Salt showing up to the pantry with all the boring white salts

[hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54]

dramatic ass vegetable

[claire @floppatakes]

Ha! You're absolutely right. There *is* a 737 waiting to take off on Runway 19. 🛫 I probably shouldn't have cleared AA5404 to land there. 😳 I'm here if you need any tips and tricks for handling mass casualty incidents. 🚒🚑✨

[Dr Lawrence Newport @lawrencenewport]

Britain's multiple layers of failure cancelling each other out at this point

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

BBC presenter is like ‘Are you really saying we don’t live in a magic utopia where poor people can live in the richest areas?’

Utterly ridiculous that the BBC has descended to this level of performative retardation.

[Benjamin Davis-Rice 🇬🇧 @bdavisrice]

What an absolutely absurd line of questioning. I’m not sure how we’ve got to a point where people on welfare have a god given right to right to live in areas they otherwise would not be able to afford to live.

I can’t afford a £10m pent house in London, so I don’t live in one. That’s life.

How totally bizarre to be morally outraged and suggest tax payers should be copping the bill for all of this.

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

her son is literally dying on the ground and she still took the time to push margaery WHO WASN'T EVEN IN HER WAY. they don't make professional haters like cersei anymore 😭

[SP @sspencerukk]

The amount of random direct debits I’ve signed up for over the years is nuts, the Taliban could take a tenner out on the 28th and I wouldn’t bat an eye

[k @ysljennii]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"

Me at the store:

[narsa. @rathor7_]

this is brutal 😭😭😭😭😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"