Jess Ellwood

[Jess Ellwood @JessAniek]

@mxggielewis Muscle relaxant bubble bath, and hot water bottle 👌🏼

[chu @chuuzus]

nature is actually healing.

[Oxtail Gravy @NicoSuaveA]

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense and I get mad when they don’t.

[Green chatni @greenchatni]

Self defense techniques!

[Ellesse🇯🇲 @Ell_RX]

I’m here for it

[¿ @01000010t1]

check your privilege

[vero @veronii_x]

Dating me is fun. Am I gonna be the comedian, the mental patient, or the pornstar today?🤷🏼‍♀️

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

THIS HIT HARD

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Half of us are gonna come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks and the other half is gonna come out with a drinking problem. There is no in between

[Donia 🇪🇬 @Doniaa_2000]

Day 1 quarantine with my sisters ...
Her: *breaths* Me:

[Mœ @ModelloSays]

If someone tells you “I’m not looking for a relationship”.

BELIEVE THEM.

Y’all swear y’all can make someone change their mind and then 6 months later be crying in your Honda. 😂

[Jess Ellwood @JessAniek]

Going to get your nails done at a different nail salon is the female equivalent of a male cheating and going to a different barbers, the guilt is setting in

[🥷🏽.Carraway @damnITdamee]

How you treat a women is how she’s going to act, you can’t expect peace when all you bring is pain

[b.b @benoobrown]

this is my new favourite video https://t.co/PQ49C0pLZr

[sabrina. @sabs0ul]

i’m not getting married until i can afford to have this at my wedding

[Dayna McAlpine @daynamcalpine_]

my friend only shaves if she knows she’s 100% going to be having sex bc ‘there’s no point peeling a tattie if yer no going to mash it’

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

recently realized I can’t have a boyfriend bc the sheer inconvenience of either carrying my 12-step skincare routine with me at all times or buying a second set for his place is just not worth it