Jessica Bedewi

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Me calling my doctor for the 10th time to make sure the slight tickle in my throat isn’t coronavirus

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Day 1 of Australia’s lockdown and also my first day of regret because I really should have dealt with my eyebrows before all of this

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The way my dating life is currently going I'm on track to teach half the men in Los Angeles about love languages. So I'll still be alone, but they'll have better insight on communicating their affection and I'll label that as a win

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Embarrassing things that keep me up at night: thinking about the month when I didn’t know a tequila soda was an actual drink so I kept explaining to bartenders how to make it

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@coldtakeminion Is this from Pocahontas

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My new favorite thing to do at work is linger around the kitchen until someone brews a pot of coffee so I can drink it all and not get blamed if it’s made poorly. Adulthood is quite the adventure

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Really liked “Young, Dumb & Broke” until Khalid mentioned that he was talking about high school kids and then I felt personally attacked about the fact that I’m 22 and it’s still relatable

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This morning I cried because I couldn’t find any breakfast food and I’m just wondering when I became so soft???

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If you're ever wondering how cynical I am, just know that I have a Spotify playlist called "A Neurochemical Con Job" and I listen to it every time I start to catch feelings for someone to remind myself that it's just chemicals firing randomly in my brain

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OKAY genuinely I do not believe social media stalking your exes means you’re not over them. All of my exes are worthless and I’ll stalk them every few months when I need a reminder that I can do better

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So the digital age is really bad for my personal growth because if I don’t want to deal with something I just delete the app

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My favorite thing to do is discuss feminism in front of men and gauge how secure they are in their masculinity

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It’s honestly so sad how forgiving I am with boys if they are a)foreign or b) really freaking hot

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Literally all you have to do to make me fall in love with you is tell me I’m funny. Which also explains why my romantic life is severely subpar

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Well I almost started crying because Postmates can’t deliver a loaf of bread to my door. How’s your Sunday?

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Can 2018 be the year that we stop pretending flowers are a cool gift? You’re literally just making someone responsible for a dead plant

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@ummerica I can’t breathe 😭😭

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My current level of financial security is piling all my groceries into my arms because I don’t want to pay 10 cents for a bag

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Things I have in common with The Grinch: hairy, grumpy, doesn’t like people, only spends time with dogs, enjoys eating trash..