Jessica Adams

A lover of language, a dancer in chairs, and a singer in cars. Funny on occasion; open-minded always. Not the typical product of Newnan, GA.

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

MAKE IT. MAKE IT. MAKE IT.

[Siqi Chen @blader]

the future is going to be very weird.

but i would absolutely watch the wes anderson remake of the matrix

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

I miss @TVWithoutPity .

That's it. That's the tweet. #TWoP

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren]

two hours from now the livestream will suddenly turn on and it'll just be vanessa lachey standing in a pool of blood, screaming

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

100% sure someone is already planning a 90-min. Hulu documentary, "Not Netflix." #Loveisblindlive

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

I've microwaved the same mug of coffee four times in the last hour, probably. Any chance I'll get super powers from the radiation?

[🎃 LeenyRae 🎃 @neurospiced]

@JYSexton

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

@brkgnews And I'll just about always do it. Quintuple my arbitrary points? Yes, please!

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

A lot of games on my phone are 2-in-1: you get the puzzle part they promise, then the extra game of trying to find and tap the correct 0.05mm area near the X in the upper right corner to close an ad. You don't lose points when you miss; worse, you get sent to the app store.

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

Twice in the last three days, my family declared that I was completely unfindable when I was literally on the *same* floor in the half bath. I'm now calling it the Room of Requirement.

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

So so sad about Leslie Jordan. I think he'd appreciate how many text threads of Southern mamas are going off right now, like,"I just can't believe it!"

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

From the first time I saw him on an episode of Murphy Brown in 1989, he was hysterically hilarious. So grateful for the 33+ years of laughter from this deeply gifted man. Thank you Leslie Jordan. 🙏
#RIP 💔
https://t.co/RvpNJoz8Zt

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

@nickpolowy @pattonoswalt

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

But do they? Do they really?

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

@JamiePaisley @pat_alazr I love me some trivia, and I can't believe I didn't know this! Just looked him up, and he was in Toto?? As for the song, my husband and I break into the GB theme when something reminds us of it. It's a bop.

[Afro Bo Peep 🪷 @AfroBoPeep]

@YNB 😂
Who did this?!?

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

Who does Apple think it is, to tell me that the way I like to scroll my mouse isn't natural?

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Me? Just reading the memes on 1940s radio:

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

@4GoodLove2020 @BuzzFeed I was checking the replies just to see how many other people thought that, because it was the first thing I thought.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Scuba divers must decompress in a chamber to adjust to changing pressures before reentering their natural environment. The same goes for parents who sit in their car in the driveway for a few minutes when arriving home from work.

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

The kids are downstairs vocalizing the sax solo from "Careless Whisper," and I don't know what that's all about, but it's pretty entertaining.

[Jessica Adams @JessDentonAdams]

@WFKARS Already spiked before I saw this, but thank you. At least the panic was short-lived.