YASSSica

Comedian | Pole dancer | Pin-up having a mid-life crisis 🫦

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Visit my Depop shop! https://t.co/NRmObIHGOY #depop

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I just turned on Tips for my profile. Appreciate you. #SendTips

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@Uber for the love of GOD, can you PLEASE make hygiene a requirement for your drivers??? This is the second time in a row I've nearly puked from the odor!!! 🤮

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VOTE FOR MEEEE!!!

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@KDJRadioShow

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@MarkRuffalo is a pathetic loser who wasn't even the first choice to play the hulk. Sit down.

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The NEWS GOOSE is back on the @KDJRadioShow 📰🪿

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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 God bless this man!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

FREEDOM RINGS: 104-year-old World War II veteran Dominick Critelli, who fought at Normandy and in the Battle of the Bulge, wowed the crowd by performing the National Anthem on his saxophone at a New York Islanders game.

Critelli, a staff sergeant who immigrated to the U.S. from Italy when he was a child, spent 151 days in combat during World War II, earning three Bronze Stars.

[YASSSica @JessEffingC]

@KDJRadioShow @tonyrigatonee No, this is wrong. We do the sexy poses and then yell the same thing as the boys. 🤣

[The Kevin Downey, Jr. Show Mon- Fri. 9-11 am EST! @KDJRadioShow]

Look who approached me for and interview.

Look what I said...

[YASSSica @JessEffingC]

I hate to be rude to customer service but @optimum is driving me INSANE! I changed services before the billing cycle & not only are they refusing to update my next bill, they also refuse to send me an email about my supposed credit! Why should I trust them???

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@optimum customer service is the WORST!!! Your chat response time is TERRIBLE and I've been on hold for 13 minutes, all I hear is silence. Does anybody work here??? I'm about to cancel everything. So frustrated!

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@KDJRadioShow potential merch? 🤣

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Damn right! Boys try too hard!!!

[Fact @Fact]

A study found that men aren't funnier than women — they just make more joke attempts than women do.

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@Steel_Panther my one complaint is that you have never played Fat Girl when I've seen you live. PLEASE do it next time you come to Long Island. I'll take off my top and show everyone my fat t*ts!!!

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@Fact @KDJRadioShow

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@ggreenwald 😢

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@catturd2 Honestly, I know people shit on the cyber truck for being ugly but the purple one is DOPE!!! 💜

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Dear, @GuinnessUS. @kevindowneyjr has the perfect marketing slogan for you! Tweet him if you want your sales to EXPLODE! 💥

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@SaveAmericaNew @MelaniaTrumpo 🤮

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@nypost Oh no! She was such a great character on Always Sunny!