Jessica Endlich

Opinions are my own authentic self or, more likely, retweets of people far wittier.

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@lesaladino @jamiebgolden Through the Cracks was amazing.

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@offbeatorbit My husband once went to NEWARK only to find out he was supposed to be at LGA. The whole freakin way to New Jersey for nothin.

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@Allstate this super fun tool of yours isn’t working right now. Any chance you can fix it? HS personal finance teachers love it with students! https://t.co/MfoZd9C3SN

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@HollyPi18008894 Individually packaged food or drinks — a single serving bag of Doritos vs a big bag or juice boxes vs a pitcher of Kool-Aid in the fridge.

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@sepinwall Ok I got way way way too many comments deep without seeing @RezDogsFX Phenomenally good, every episode 100%

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@majortominor I’m in support of everyone stopping reading emails.

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So proud of my bestie, the brilliant @m_rainer13!!

[IAPP @the_iapp]

"For some reason we think about reproductive healthcare as partisan... we're allowing lawyers to make decisions about you, your health and your safety. What else do we treat like that? It blows my mind." - @m_rainer13 says to a round of applause on the keynote stage at #PSR22

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@whsMcGee @meena @hannnmcgee I tried to get them in the same arm and they were like “we cannot do that” as though it was against international treaties or something. Just making stuff up?!?!

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@epi_lola Are these from your yard!!?! You have pomegranates?!?!

[Next Gen Personal Finance @NextGenPF]

We’re excited to share that NGPF has received a one-time grant from Michael Jordan and Jordan Brand @Jumpman23 to help nearly half a million high schoolers in the U.S. access personal finance education. More: https://t.co/EZO3y9Ivm6

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@RightsRobins I do it because the job I love deeply went full remote even post-Covid, but I hate everything about working from home. Everything. Everything.

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@ShantiRocks @clhubes Barbies is a hard NO here. “Pretend you’re coming over for dinner. No, not through that door. You can’t sit there. I wasn’t ready with all the food yet. No you’re not that hungry. You weren’t supposed to bring your pet.” PLAY WITH YOUR SISTER. I’M DONE!!!

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@angrybklynmom Daycares in my county still have mask mandate. Still!!!

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

.@Pirates are the first team in @MLB history to have 3 different players with a 3-HR game in the same month 👏

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@jelani9 It feels like that meme from a few years back. Better Call Saul said “I’m gonna be slow,” and Severance said “Hold my beer.” ⏳

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@BrownCow4ever @DaveMillerOPB My current 2yo says it “ack-sha-shee” and it’s ackshashee pretty great that way. 😍

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@carly_urban Congratulations, Carly!!!

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@bij413 @JordanGropp @curly_empress @ckirbyyyy The “nothing with a ‘the’” part just made me cackle out loud. Fair parameters you put there.

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@epi_lola Are you joking?!?!

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@YoureNotaPanda I have the privilege of my family’s positive tests not impacting our jobs at all. We disclosed/did all the isolation. But I’ll say even 22 months into this, some people are mean/judgy when they find out you are +. I can see why some don’t want to admit and deal with the shaming.