Jessica Guernsey

Crusher of Dreams. Guardian of the Slush Pile. NaNoWriMo ML for Utah::Elsewhere

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I just backed Lost Dragoon - Realm Wardens Series on @Kickstarter https://t.co/FcPGIgPYTc

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@MelissaWyatt3 @EffinBirds @kate_mckean @GISH Um. Yes. Yes, they do. ALL OF THEM.

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Just for you! “5 Surprising Ways to Catch a Publisher’s Attention!” @EffinBirds @kate_mckean @GISH #Bookbash

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@DustHansen @LisaMangum @AuthorRConnolly @scatteredjules @McCallHoyle @WendySwore @GISH The dragon, clearly affronted, snarled "Do no cite the deep magic to me, beast. I was there when it was baked." Fat tears welled in the dragon's eyes. "And now my tummy really hurts."
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...giving her youthful skin. Which is fantastic because do you know how hard it is to find a Mary Kay lady in a post-apocalypse? They were rarer than...
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Honey? Yes, she'd forgotten about the honey. Because unbeknownst to her, the post-apocalyptic bees had developed a venom that induced amnesia, though it also had a benefit of...
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--would be finding a suitable yellow bonnet. Yellow was so hard to come by these days, what with all the--
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[Darci Cole @darcicoleauthor]

—rabid. Evil. Hunters bent on seeking flesh to stab, in an effort to defend the sweet nectar they worked so steadfastly to make.

Agatha would have to fight for her sweet pies. The first obstacle—

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[Jessica Guernsey @JessGuernsey]

...which was the perfect setting for baking pies. Because everyone know that a good pie only needs one thing:
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It was a dark and stormy night...

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When you have a puppy, you most likely also have a ole somewhere of things the puppy has tried to chew…this is only one pile. #puppylove #thisisworsethanhavingatoddler https://t.co/s2ADUzTAvd

[Mythulu @mythulu]

#NaNoWriMo is coming!!! Download the writing survival guide for free! https://t.co/oY79DRSz7T #WritingCommunity #writer #inspiration #MakeYourMark

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/dMnXsU3u73

[Mythulu @mythulu]

OPEN SUBMISSION CALL **HORROR GENRE** Explore Stephen King's three types of horror. What you give the reader must be worth the emotional cost. Scare us in meaningful, artful ways—with or without blood.

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#writingcommunity #writinglift

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Vanilla Grass Writing Valentine's Giveaway! #giveaway #win #writing #writers #writingcommunity https://t.co/B6XZkObrMK

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@darcicoleauthor E1@ (but it wouldn’t be mutton, probably apple)

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My son called my Apple Watch a Froot Loop and now it can be nothing else.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2020

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Hardest thing about living in a small town: every year, we are expected to help up-and-coming attractive business executives find the true meaning of Christmas.

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@JessicaK0701 @LauriSchoenfeld @breedespain @amandakstroud @saoirse9009 @dramandafaith @JaclynWeist @Rebecca_Blevins @JulieWhipple7 @writingjules @dyany70 @darcicoleauthor @LisaMangum Embrace the ride and forget your fears. #GISHEpicPoems

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Due to the Coronavirus pandemic for the first time since 1945 the National Spelling Bee has been canciled... canculed... canseled... it’s been called off.

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Thank you for the hope and sharing the love. It’s the only things that beat back my anxiety. #SGN @johnkrasinski

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Bobbi’s book signing! So proud of my friend and her gorgeous books! (Also? My first trip to Canada.) https://t.co/BhyMy4lshV