Jessica Hodge

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it

[Jessica Hodge @JessHodge11]

@Emily_Frye13 I screamed I love them

[Jessica Hodge @JessHodge11]

A true gentleman doesn’t open your car door for you, a true gentleman runs to the car and puts on your butt warmers before you get in 🔥🤩

[Sam @halaljew]

in a shocking turn of events, the exact fucking thing the native people of the region said would happen if the pipeline was built just fucking happened

[Jessica Hodge @JessHodge11]

@RachelBielecki GENIUS!!! Doing this ASAP

[Ren. @eliterenno]

me giving directions to strangers 🤣

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Pissing myself at gorillas making a run for it in the rain. Especially the 😬 expressions https://t.co/ck0CYACKgN

[b.b @benoobrown]

Best time of the year 🎃 👻

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Lola. She’s had three major knee surgeries in her life and unfortunately, despite being a superstar in rehab, she needs one more. She figures the universe must be very afraid of her full zoom potential. You can help her by clicking below. 13/10

https://t.co/2GuJMV0Obz

[tea spill @TeaSpillYT]

vape: *kills 5 people*

america: we must ban this immediately!!!

guns: *116 mass shooting related deaths thus far in 2019*

america:

[chey 🥶 @thatTXkid]

This is the best open for a surprise

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

live and let live yes but if you make an instagram account for your baby and then write posts as though it’s the baby writing them you should have to go in prison for at least a little bit

[Jessica Hodge @JessHodge11]

Being an adult is bragging about how much water you drink

[Jessica Hodge @JessHodge11]

@HannahLentz1 Was it me? Am I the lady? I think I might be

[INFJabberwocky @infjabberwocky]

Raise your hand if you have doubts that Jeffrey Epstein's death was a suicide.

#EpsteinSuicide