jessica messica

• 24 • leave me alone • kthx •

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

A girl in class today really asked who owns the stock market.

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

Four people showed up to class today and the professor walks in and says, "you know when you throw a party and no one shows up?" 😂😭

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

I think I might have accidentally taught a toddler how to say, "fuck" as one of her first words 😳😂

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

Four hours in traffic is exhausting 😴

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

@withlovenicole_ @TheeREALMaurice @MelanieAlicia Lmaoo I'm deaddd

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

Have you ever seen a dizzy 9 month old? It's hilarious 😂

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

Finally encountered my first Jehovah's Witness. They caught me peeking through the window 😒

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

If anybody wants to get me a new Apple charger for my birthday, please feel free to do so. Really, don't be shy!

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

Me and my best friend talking shit on FaceTime: wait, are you screenshotting it, sharing it, tagging me, mentioning me, DMing me or..?

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

@Ironic_Paradox @withlovenicole_ @LifeguardBitchy lol worst swim instructor ever

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

I can't wait to hand in my last final so I can drink like three bottles of wine.

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

I have 60 pages to read, 25 pages to write and exams to study for but cleaning my car seems very important rn #priorities #whyamilikethis

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

My niece is 6m old and my grandma is letting her lick all the cookies.

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

Everyone's out getting lit tonight. Meanwhile, I fell asleep at 8pm lol

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

Having only two best friends is great. Especially when they're busy at the same time 😒

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

Why do scriptwriters think it's okay to make likable characters and then kill them off 😫😫

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

I love learning about new shameless fans. You are now a victim and have no clue what you're getting yourself into 🎢

[jessica messica @JessMatos629]

@Ironic_Paradox @DANIELWALLAC3 lmaooo you found it!