Jess Ordóñez

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[Jess Ordóñez @JessOrdonez]

@mentalhealth This guy right here! Plus some sun and a camomile tea ☕️ 🐶 #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek @mentalhealth

[Jess Ordóñez @JessOrdonez]

Please god @AvantiWestCoast turn down the heat on the stuck 9:14 Euston bound train or open the shop so we can buy water 🥵🥵🥵

[Youth Access @YouthAccess]

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UK Government - #FundtheHubs in every area.

[Jess Ordóñez @JessOrdonez]

I’m so angry I re-downloaded @Twitter #ipcc #partygate

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“No, I can’t believe he’s still here either” #Partygate

[Jess Ordóñez @JessOrdonez]

@RadioX I've got The Captain - Biffy Clyro & Revolution - The Beatles and then I'm completely bloody lost... #BestOfBritish

[Jess Ordóñez @JessOrdonez]

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[Jess Ordóñez @JessOrdonez]

Everyone's having the most aesthetic picnics you've ever seen whilst I rock up with a tube of Pringles, an apple and a tub of cherry tomatoes

[Daniel @UtdDanielz]

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[Jess Ordóñez @JessOrdonez]

My new Alexa just notified me that I'm due to receive a parcel today - an Amazon Alexa 🙃🙂

[Griff Ferris (Bluesky - @gferr1s) @gferr1s]

If we’re gonna talk about the UK’s history with slavery, how about we talk about the MPs whose money + power comes from slavery?

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[Jess Ordóñez @JessOrdonez]

And in my most Zellenial move to date, I bought a Nespresso machine before buying a TV/Freezer/Microwave for the new apartment @NespressoUK

[ʙᴇɴᴊᴀᴍɪɴ ꜱᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ @benjcsutton]

Are those... offerings?

[Jess Ordóñez @JessOrdonez]

My mums just had a heart attack because on Saturday I told her I dreamt I was in Asda and the roof caved in in a storm 🙃😂 #mysticjess

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Nazi salutes while protecting a statue of Churchill takes some galactic level of stupidity.

[Æthelred the Un-petty @RegionalLampoon]

“If you throw tear gas at p*lice that’s assault with a deadly weapon!”

So you agree? Tear gas is a deadly weapon?