Jess Reital

Professional chaos manager otherwise known as a teacher and dog mom. 📚🐶

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

Pretty Little Liars started when I was 13, and now it's ending and I'm 20. Where did my teenage years go? #PrettyLittleLiarsfinale 🙃

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

@kapplegate6 A former student moved to a brand new district and emails me at least once every other week. She just wants to talk to me, even if it’s only to say hi, and it’s honestly so sweet. 🥺❤️

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“Miss Reital, I just want you to know that I don’t think I’ll be married in the next 28 years.”
Good thing this 9 year old has 28 years to figure it out. 😂

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

Student 1: “My computer is dying.”
Student 2: “Well, you should probably hold a funeral for it.”
My sarcasm is wearing off on my kids and I’ve never been so proud. 🤣

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@kapplegate6 I’m just wondering why as adults we didn’t think of that? Like I now understand the extent of the problem.

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Me- “You don’t deserve any of my love after that. My soul and heart are black.”
Student- “Your soul and heart are black? Well maybe if you had someone to love they’d be a little red but you don’t so…”
If you ever get too cocky, find a kid they’ll knock you down real quick.

[Hy-Vee @HyVee]

RETWEET THIS! We want 1 million fans to wish the @Chiefs good luck in Sunday’s AFC Championship game. Plus, send some love to @PatrickMahomes. For every person who retweets this, we’ll donate $1 to the quarterback’s charity @15andMahomies (up to $100k). #RunItBack #HyVeePlayoffs

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

As you honor my father today, please honor my mother, as well. She was the architect of the King Legacy and founder of @TheKingCenter, which she founded less than three months after Daddy died. Without #CorettaScottKing, there would be no #MLKDay. #MLK  #BelovedCommunity

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

My student was upset to find out as an adult you spend gift cards on things such as comforters or household things instead of “cool” things. I had to break it to her that these are the cool things when you grow up. 😂

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

I told my niece to tell her parents “Peace out A town down” in honor of the Usher song and she managed to go “Peace out, downtown.” ✌🏽😂😭😂

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

1st day after break tired is a whole other level of tired.

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

@kapplegate6 I LOVE THE 100! 😫 I haven’t watched the last season but the show is so good.

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“Hey Miss Reital! I made you my google Home Screen. I just googled you and found your picture now it’s my google Home Screen.”
I’m not sure if I should be flattered or concerned at this point. 🙃😂

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

My favorite thing is my mom hanging up on me while we’re talking on the phone, so she can take a picture and text it to me. She’s not quite sure how her phone works still. 😂

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

A student asked me if I would hold him back in 4th grade just so he can stay with me. I think my heart melted. 😭❤️

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

@ianmiles @_H_R_C_ hey this is in OR 😂

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

End of the quarter will be the death of me as a teacher.

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

“Miss Reital you’re just salty because I’m taller than you.”
“Miss Reital did you hit a short spurt?”
Send help this kid is way too sarcastic for a 10 year old. 😂

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

“Miss Reital! I have a question!”
“Alright, what is your question?”
“WHY DO THEY ADD RANDOM LETTERS INTO WORDS WHEN THEY DON’T EVEN MAKE A SOUND?”
“Good question. I don’t know.”
Children are questions the English language early apparently. 😂

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

My favorite line from my zoom calls today was “MOM STOP GIVING ME THE WRONG ANSWERS!” 😭😂🤣

[Jess Reital @JessReital]

My zoom calls today for class we’re so different. The first group was all independent, working on the problems, raised their hands to answer questions. My second group pet show and tell, nobody muted, parents everywhere. 😂