Ethan

Friend of cats, fan of football, writer of words sometimes

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

2026 Pattinson looking like 2015 Curry

[A24 @A24]

You see how this looks, right? Lance Oppenheim's PRIMETIME produced by and starring Robert Pattinson as famed To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen, inspired by true events. Have a seat September 25.

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

Harrison Mevis wins it!!! #MIZ

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

Josh Allen vs Lamar Jackson vs Justin Herbert in the Hypothetical Bowl

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

“I’m putting a team together,” Josh Safdie said to The Man with the Golden Voice from the 2011 viral video after having already cast Kevin O’Leary from Shark Tank and years removed from striking gold with NBA legend Kevin Garnett

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

@nyjets Give ‘em hell, Brady!

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

Hello, We’re Back Department? Yeah, we’re back

[NFL @NFL]

Jets announce QB Brady Cook to start vs. Jaguars; Tyrod Taylor, Justin Fields ruled out in Week 15.

[NFL @NFL]

Jets announce QB Brady Cook to start vs. Jaguars; Tyrod Taylor, Justin Fields ruled out in Week 15.

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

Harrison Mevis not being signed to an NFL team is a crime

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

The way ESPN talks about Vanderbilt is kind of embarrassing. Play-by-play was impressed by a touchdown called back due to like 20 blatant holds

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

Chat, I don’t want to jinx anything, but the Chiefs offense looks the best it’s looked since Tyreek left… #ChiefsKingdom

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

If I know a restaurant has Pibb, I still ask for Dr Pepper so I can hear that iconic slogan, “Is Pibb ok?”

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

@BrettRichJ18 Steelers/Bears game in November is going to be cinema.

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

Jordan Love’s elite btw #GoPackGo

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

Chat… this o-line isn’t looking too hot #MIZ

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

@CarlieProcell @TyInc @ceciliagarzella Us :)

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

If you’re 20-30 and your main circle isn’t discussing:
-2015 Cam Newton
Then it’s time to find a new circle

[James Foster @NoFlagsFilm]

Cam Newton 2015

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

I am motivated by the need to be the hottest person in this mid-Missouri Planet Fitness

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

@TennesAnyone The only two nominees are going to be Adam Friedland and Red Scare, and it’s just going to be a nightmare for the world at large

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

Ya know who else kicked out at 2.99 on easte? #WrestleMania

[Ethan @EthanTyrrell]

Still thinking about this