Hank Mardukis

emo uncle

[Blake Denning @denning63]

We need a slur for people taking forever to buy scratch-off tickets at the gas station when you’re in a rush..

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

MAGA are giving Balogun the Özil treatment

[Bordeaux @bordeauxyoutube]

Sneaking micro transactions into single player modes lets me know everything i need to about where EA wants to take both football titles in the future

That’s why it’s now or never to make a change. Taking the game in that direction is going to ruin all of the support and love you have built from this community. Do what’s right @EASPORTSCollege

#CFBPlayDontPay

[Hank Mardukis @ScubaSteve_91]

O captain my captain 😢

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

If this is it for Luka Modrić in the World Cup, it's been a pleasure 🇭🇷

[dean 🏆 @DeanIsReal_]

What the average 5 star recruit looks like in EA College Football

[GumballViking @viking_gumball]

Let's see how people defend this one. No slurs. No insults. I want to know what part of making medicine more expensive for the world at large does in benefiting anyone that isn't in the 1%

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

someone will recover from their self harm, get a house, get married, have children, and people will STILL find a way to hate on them.

[w. @doublegee___]

Freddie Mercury, who famously had nothing to do with the LGBTQ movement at Live Aid, a concert that famously didn’t have an explicit political cause.

[Katherine Clark @TeamKClark]

Remember when they cut funding for children’s cancer research because they said we couldn’t afford it?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

why do they treat y'all's president like a make-a-wish kid

[cam @macandcorn]

bonnaroo: we’ve put a lot of work into our irrigation systems on the farm!

a 0.3 inch rain storm: hold my beer

[Carter Karels @CarterKarels]

The year is 2030. An Ohio State wide receiver has been caught on tape committing murder, arson and robbing a children’s hospital. He will serve a one-game suspension vs. Akron.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

“Perfect he chose a center”

“Now give him 60s Wilt Chamberlain”

[Quincy Avery @QuincyAvery]

Legendary coach who maid 100 million on the backs of unpaid labor. Now wants to regulate the earnings of those who can finely earn fair market value. This is clown behavior.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“We know he’s healthy because he enjoys taking the same dementia test over and over” might not be the best argument

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The American “criminal justice” system in a nutshell:

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

Last year, people on this app argued over whether kids should be fed in public schools if they can’t afford it.