Jess Riff

So fill your heart with what's important and be done with all the rest ✌️

[Jess Riff @JessRiff]

Netflix keeps asking me if i'm still watching.... #fridaynight

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My heart says pizza... but the mirror says SALAD!!! #struggles

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White girl be spending her Saturday at starbs #basic 😝

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This t swift marathon has taken jamming to another level 🙌🙌

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Be better than the yellow Starburst. #dailymotivation

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My general dislike for people has me wondering why I am in healthcare ✋

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Show me a nursing student that likes pharmacology #YOUCANT!! 🔫🔫

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Happy October 3rd. #itsOctober3rd #meangirls4ever

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@LMeyering commmme onnnnn is @stosco really worth a 5am wake up call

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Happy Breast Cancer Awareness month! Don't forget to mind your melons, touch your tatas, and treasure your chest. http://t.co/K6FpJ5d4x4

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I had a smoothie for breakfast, a salad for lunch, and then came home and ate the entire kitchen for dinner.

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No motivation monday is a real bitch, gets me every time!!

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Coffee me! 👊👊

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“@FriendlyAssh0le: im doing this http://t.co/hfaCdhYSfv” @natashaspaling

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Sent the little one of on her first day of class today #whatatrooper @natashaspaling

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“@RelatableQuote: if i dont respond to ur insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and i decided to let u live” @natashaspaling

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“@betchesluvthis: I can't wait for the inevitable cat fight between AshLee and Clare: http://t.co/cvAcPhCQBK” @natashaspaling

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

How many gummy bears is too many? Asking for a friend.

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It's go time classics! Goin' as hard on the diamond as in the beer gardens! #justonemore